(updated 21 Apr 08) 

Bathtub Party
(Photo submitted by guitartexn@aol.com)

The Quad-Winners:

Dork. The other white meat. (steve_medel@oxy.com)

"Oh, hold it, my cell phone is vibrating." (e-merlin001@hotmail.com)

"So the Dean says 'no' to our request for a frat hot tub. Are we not engineers!" (madavis62@alltel.net)

Is it too late to raise the legal drinking age to 36? (jaynashvil@aol.com)

The Runners Up:

With all my soul, I loathe performance art. (seeker@vcoms.net)

Wasn't natural selection supposed to handle this generations ago? (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

"Dude! Your AA meetings kick ass!" (e-merlin001@hotmail.com)

"The heck with you losing your rubber duckie, Bubba....I've lost my dignity!" (retrometro@rogers.com)

"Hey, Bob, is your sack sticking to the bottom of the tub like mine is?" (e-merlin001@hotmail.com)

"Hey Jill...what's with the onions and carrots in here?" (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

It's not Sangria, it's Mangria! (e-merlin001@hotmail.com)

The really nasty part is that the tub was dry when they first got in. (gerg17@comcast.net)

A West Virginia "Bob"ecue (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

And with that, the 2008 "Redneck Invention Contest" had it's winner. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

"Boys, the bier's on us!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

Another party gets out of hand at the cannibal frat house. (jaynashvil@aol.com)

Grandparents in 2040 will have some explaining to do when old photo albums are found. (gerg17@comcast.net)

"This soup tastes like ass." (stonesthrow13@hotmail.com)

"Hey, they do plump when you cook them" (mitchwatts@yahoo.com)

They're going to have more than red NECKS. (brat.cat@verizon.net)

Great weenie roast! Who are the weenies? (stan@squidworks.com)

Welcome to Broke-Back Bar-B-Q. (DOrr221@comcast.net)

Guy on the right: "Man I hope that's getting bigger 'cause the water's so hot!" (edprocoat@msn.com)

The cannibals of Bola-Bola were surprisingly civilized. (irochford@optusnet.com.au)

"Yo, dude, I thought you said we were gonna get good and *baked* tonight!" (kirstenlmsw@gmail.com)

Who'd a thought tequila would make such a great exfoliant?!! (e-merlin001@hotmail.com)

The boss said to light a fire under their asses. (mashallaha@aol.com)

"Now you'll have to disinfect granny's tub; you've ruined her gin..." (GerriHan65@aol.com)

This must be one of those makeover shows, dude! She said she's going to turn us into a couple of hotties! (monacof@bellsouth.net)

"Dude! I thought you said if we build it the babes would come!" (madavis62@alltel.net)

Looks like what they say about putting frogs in a pot also applies to humans. (rod.renner@juno.com)

Must be cookin' weenies since the red ketchup and yellow mustard bottles are conveniently within reach. (guitartexn@aol.com)

Hillbilly Thanksgiving. (NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

"Mate, this ain't the kind of 'weenie roast' I had in mind !" (jdcoops3@aol.com)

Well, it's still roasted pig. (tpanner@hotmail.com)