(updated 22 Jan 07) 

Tree In Road

The Tri-Winners:

Just wait 'til you get to the fork in the road. (madavis62@alltel.net)

This could pose a danger to life and limb. (rlrvsny28@optonline.net; maxcel200@aol.com)

Occasionally, George Bush likes to reminisce about his years as a civil engineer. (rlrvsny28@optonline.net)

The Runners Up:

When building the road, they didn't want to cut down the tree, because it would detract from the beauty of the natural landscape.... (murdoctor@aol.com)

The Elm on Nightmare Street. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Yes, in some places in America, the concept of eminent domain is only dimly understood. (seeker@vcoms.net)

This tree has been petrified for years....so have people trying to drive around it! (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

Conservative efforts to transplant the tree onto the Autobahn were rejected. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Must be the driveway to the headquarters of Greenpeace. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

AAA's new "rest area" for traveling dogs. (humorbear@aol.com)

The only tree Joyce Kilmer had a problem with. (maxcel200@aol.com)

George of the Jungle moved to the suburbs... (murdoctor@aol.com)

The road has had deep-rooted problems for years. (Robbuh@aol.com)

Obviously, FIVE signs are still cheaper than ONE axe! (ronxian@aol.com)

Something tells me there's a dog cemetery nearby. (rlrvsny28@optonline.net)

Seriously...just how stoned was the road crew there in Amsterdam? (jaberwock@yahooy.com)

If they really wanted to get that trees attention, they should cut it down and pave over it. (DavidGoTribe@aol.com)

American Society for Airbag Science Random Test Range (seeker@vcoms.net)

"Dayummm,son. I guess that tree really did jump out in front of you !!" (jdcoops3@aol.com)

It's bad luck to have a tree cross your path...much worse when there's a black cat in it! (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Hell, I was saluting when I ran into a damn tree in the road." (NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

This must be "Root 66". (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Some seem to think the towns anti-deforestation law is a little too strict. (jnmcda0@yahoo.com)

Why did the tree cross the road? To get attention. (YukiMerricoon@aol.com)

The road crew went out on limb on this sign. (humorbear@aol.com)

This is what ends up happening when you hire the lowest bidder to build your road. (stan@squidworks.com)

........and THIS is Driver's Education on drugs.....any questions? (dennisilvr@aol.com)

It is all right, however, to run over the pedestrian just beyond the tree. (Pootybrew@goosemoose.com)

Head-On- Apply tree directly to the forehead....Head-On- apply tree directly to the forehead. (Robbuh@aol.com)

I love the sign advising me not to turn left into the tree. (mimsydivine@earthlink.net)

Shows you how stupid some people are: that picture doesn't look anything like a tree, plus trees can't read! (luganrn77@yahoo.com)

Only 37 people have died since we decided to save this tree...which is a much lower rate then we originally figured. (DavidGoTribe@aol.com)