(updated 24 May 07) 

Ronald's Arrest

The Quint-Winners:

"For this, Ronald, you're going to fry!" (mashallaha@aol.com; DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

"What will you be charged with? We're not sure yet, but it's gonna' be Big, Mac!" (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Later that evening at the county jail, Ronald played the role of Wendy. (shep@compascable.net)

"Officer, is the bike lock around my neck really necessary? It makes me look like a clown!" (odinsonthewise@yahoo.com)

"No, actually it's the ancient sporran of the Mac Padlachlan clan." (irochford@optusnet.com.au)

The Runners Up:

Ronald M. gets busted for creating and selling his signature, "Big Smack." (humorbear@aol.com)

Hmmm, really makes you wonder if they asked Ronald to say "with cheese" when they took his mug shot. (davidgotribe@aol.com)

Ronald was dragged away by two all-beefy Paddys. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Order in the court! A Big Mac and a side order of fries (esh3404716@aol.com)

Apparently, the fashion police finally caught up with him. (GerriHan65@aol.com)

The officers literally had their palms greased making the arrest. (humorbear@aol.com)

All I said was "I got yer Big Mac right here, lady!" (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com; e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

Who says our Homeland Security doesn't work!!! (steve_medel@oxy.com)

"Sorry, officers, we don't serve pork." (cdmauger@aol.com)

Another former Bush advisor is brought before Congress. (jaynashvil@aol.com)

And we now find out the truth for why McDonald's fries are so addicting. (IR2Odie@aol.com)

"But Officer, I deserve a break today"! (l2893s@gmail.com; vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

"We know 'Lovin' It's' your slogan, but not in the back seat of a car in broad daylight!" (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

"I would suggest you wipe that grin off your face Ronald, where we're taking you the boys like it super sized!" (admyers@co.hanover.va.us)

Does this mean that McCrunchy Frog is no longer on the menu? (odinsonthewise@yahoo.com)

Did somebody say McJail? (steve_medel@oxy.com)

"And if you're not the one who escaped, than how do you explain the striped suit and the yellow highway safety cleanup vest?" (esh3404716@aol.com)

"For lewd conduct you may get 10 years in the Federal Pen... but at least the food will be better than you're used to." (maxcel200@aol.com)

The Hamburglar's clever disguise did not fool anyone. (dakotadave57104@yahoo.com)

Seconds before the officers realized Ronald was actually an overworked Tony Blair. (humorbear@aol.com)

Carrot Top's careers finally bottoms out. (odinsonthewise@yahoo.com)

"Flaming red hair, red and white stripped underwear, giant bulky red shoes with yellow shoe laces, yellow shorts and vest with circular red logo, white makeup face, dark red smeared lipstick. Hey let go of me! That description could fit anybody!" (maxcel200@aol.com)