(updated 25 Aug 07) 

Under the Car

The Quad-Winners:

The mother of all auto erogenous zones! (maxcel200@aol.com)

"I'm looking for my drivers license..the judge told me it was under suspension.." (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Someone should warn her about the dangers of overinflation. (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)

"Oh No!... not ANOTHER silicone leak!!!" (dennisilvr@aol.com)

The Runners Up:

Nymphomechaniciac (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Folks! Traffic is backed up for miles; in some areas it's bumper-to-bumper." (mrus502@aol.com)

Just want to let her know...I work on foreign models, too. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

We know it's not the horn, with hooters like that! (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Men, why call Triple A when you can now call Triple D? (maxcel200@aol.com)

Wow! She really knew how to blow that transmission! (luganrn77@yahoo.com)

Look, they both wear the same size bra! (lsamarri@aol.com; brat.cat@verizon.net)

Sweet body mods...oh and your car's cool too. (quicksilverart@comcast.net)

Try Whacko's new roadside emergency kit -- Guaranteed to bring help every time! (lilfishjean@sbcglobal.net)

"....and the transmission is bust, too!" (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

Who needs a jack when you have Jill? (luganrn77@yahoo.com)

No doubt this car rack gets mounted every day. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Aren't the airbags supposed to be on the inside of the car? (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com; imwithwes@aol.com)

Definitely not a flat! Maybe it's the timing belt. (DReale12@aol.com)

Tommy Lee could barely stop laughing long enough to take this picture after he asked Pamela to check the headlight fluid on his Beemer. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

Her Plastic Surgeon changed two of her flats, but now she's on her own! (dennisilvr@aol.com)

If it were any colder out there, she could get the wheels off the ground. (quicksilverart@comcast.net)

"You jack up the car, I'll be jacking something else..." (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

So that's what they mean by the term "engine knockers." (skibip@aol.com)

"Dude, you are going to have to use 4 wheel drive to climb those mountains." (rampage1984@msn.com)

Disaster soon followed, as she was already nearing the 18th hour. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

I had to pump her right leg 40 times to get the car that high. (monetmonet@artlover.com)

So, the Michelin man does have a daughter! (Mashallaha@aol.com)