(updated 25 Dec 07) 

Santa Flasher

The Tri-Winners:

Expose yourself to the holiday spirit. (mashallaha@aol.com)

"Check it out! I brought the North Pole with me this time!" (irochford@optusnet.com.au)

"Oh, look! Eight tiny veins, dear." (ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com)


The Runners Up:

"...all I want for Christmas is your two front teeth...." (madavis62@alltel.net)

"In answer to that age-old question: THIS is how I come down your chimneys!" (monacof@bellsouth.net)

"There once was a man named St. Nick..." ahh, forget it. (gerg17@comcast.net)

"Who wants to get on Santa's naughty list?" (leven11amy@yahoo.com; mitchwatts@yahoo.com)

Everyone was caught by surprise, they all thought Santa had a much larger sack then that. (DavidGoTribe@aol.com)

"THESE toys are lead paint free." (athorningwin@yahoo.com)

After swilling too much eggnog, the Jolly Old Elf proved that it takes at least two nuts to make a fruitcake. (kirstenlmsw@gmail.com)

"OK! Who wanted the Erector set?" (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

The shocking discovery that Santa is really part elf. (ankle_jay@comcast.net)

"Mommy, how's Santa going to get down the chimney with THAT?" (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

Santa, showing off his Christmas package. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

"C'mon! Won't SOMEONE be good, for goodness' sake?" (brat.cat@verizon.net)

Nasty Santa says, "Stuff this in your stocking". (DOrr221@comcast.net)

Mr. Goldberg wasn't fooling anybody! (maxcel200@aol.com)

Jolly old St. Dick? (l2893s@Gmail.com; Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Bare-y Christmas! (Yukimerricoon@aol.com; vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

"You forgot about the 9th reindeer...'Flasher'". (jnmcda0@yahoo.com)

Looks like this year all we'll be receiving from Santa is license plates. (maxcel200@aol.com)

"It's beginning to look a lot like shrinkage." (guitartexn@aol.com)

"OH MY GOD! WHITE ISN'T HIS NATURAL HAIR COLOR!" (cdmauger@aol.com)

"Oh...Santa clause is cummin'... in town." (jaberwok@yahooy.com; jnmcda0@yahoo.com)

The final insult was the mistletoe tattoo. (zounds13@yahoo.com)

"Stockings aren't the only thing hung for Christmas, baby." (tpanner@hotmail.com; maxcel200@aol.com)

Clearly, he's looking for some ho ho hos. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

Santa's attempt to reenact Marilyn Monroe's famous "blowing heat grate" picture didn't go quite as planned. (brat.cat@verizon.net)

Men are saying 'Naughty' and the women are saying 'Nice'! (dennisilvr@aol.com)

PR photo for "Harry Potter and the Golden Shower". (seeker@vcoms.net)

"All I want for Christmas is my eyes sown shut." (guitartexn@aol.com)