(updated 25 May 08) 

Horse Radar
(Photo sent in by kaylor@mail.com)

The Tri-Winners:

A little "Trigger happy" with the radar gun, aren't we? (howardtheduck86@yahoo.com)

Hey, look at that horses' ass on the side of the road. (mashallaha@aol.com)

Unmarked Mustangs! Just how sneaky can the Highway Patrol get? (dennisilvr@aol.com)

The Runners Up:

High Tech and old Tex (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

But where does he plug it in? Oh. (Ringo@illuschoen.net)

"...got a damn refinery over there and I'm on this nag." (e-merlin001@hotmail.com)

The police implemented their new ultra-high-mileage environmentally friendly patrol mount, despite objections of some neigh-sayers. (skibip@aol.com)

I assume the speed limit on the highway is 12 mph? (Ringo@illuschoen.net)

A posse is ahead of the speeders to cut them off at the pass. (rod.renner@juno.com)

Saddled with budget cuts, Kowalski uses his unbridled horse sense to rein in costs. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

The cheapest horsepower available. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

Around these parts, making bail has a completely different meaning. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

That's what totaling three cruisers inside of a week will get you. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

Walker has been demoted from Texas Ranger to County Mountie. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

You better watch your speed in Amish country. (Truckerex@comcast.net)

Stopping Vehicles? You should the size of his lasso. (humorbear@aol.com)

Officer Waslawski after being told to "get your Colt and go on patrol." (skibip@aol.com)

They don't horse around with speed violators in Texas, or do they? (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

He must have said something that really pissed of the police chief. (mashallaha@aol.com)

Will the challenges facing Iraq never end? (seeker@vcoms.net)

He can clock the speeders but catching them is almost impossible. (mashallaha@aol.com)

Officer O'Malley just before he was kicked off the force for "horsing around on duty." (skibip@aol.com)

Modern day TV western that flopped: 'Have Speed Gun, Will Travel'. (maxcel200@aol.com)

And once they catch you, or I should say IF they catch you, they can brand you. (Ringo@illuschoen.net)

I imagine some people might call this a 'Steed Trap'. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

"We can't nab a speeder, but there's a guy there in Speedos!" (retrometro@rogers.com)

"C'mon Walker. Stop filming---the show's cancelled." (jdcoops3@aol.com)

If you think the radar trap is bad, you should see the stampede they've got waiting over the next rise to pull you over. (kirstenlmsw@gmail.com)

Since he wouldn't like the Walmart greeter job, Indiana Jones rides slowly into retirement. (guitartexn@aol.com)

Polish State Trooper (muck55@aol.com)

To meet his quota, Sgt. Steve was giving speeding tickets to bicyclists and pedestrians. (motorbreath2000@aol.com)

Someone's been watching too much 'McCloud' on late night TV. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Tonight on "Amish Country 911"... (mahoneycjm@gmail.com)

Yes, that is Canada. (BoyWonder1911@yahoo.com)