(updated 26 Apr 06) 

Floating Blow Up Doll

The Co-Winners:

The floatation device under the seat is a little different on Hooter's Air. (stan@squidworks.com)

Terrance was known for his naughtycal pursuits. (maxcel200@aol.com)

The Runners Up:

Thar she blows! (woactome@yahoo.com)

First step fixing a puncture, hold it under the water to see where the hole is. (Phil82@blueyonder.co.uk)

"You've never seen a 'Mae West' before?" (strontium901@juno.com)

Stanley's travel companion was not only an airhead but a little dinghy! (maxcel200@aol.com)

"The good news is the beer is REALLY cold.............. The bad news is....SO AM I !!!!" (sheafitz1@netscape.com)

"Middle-aged SWM with receding hairline who loves cheap beer and inflatable girlfriends, seeking... oh, what's the use?" (murdoctor@aol.com)

"Sure I want to be rescued… but could you come back in about five minutes?" (fparsons@yahoo.com)

Not exactly what Nigel had in mind when he asked for a wet girl and a cold beer. (mensagig@yahoo.com; beachboy200@yahoo.com)

"I was told we were going fishing and to bring Annette!" (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

It's "FILLER" time!!!! (luganrn77@yahoo.com)

You'd need to knock a few back for sex with either of em. (Draviin@aol.com)

"Laugh if you want. They told me there would be a lot of dolls on this trip." (NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

"Excuse me....White Cliffs of Dovuh...!?" (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

"This is Wanda. She helped me get over losing Wilson." (jaytah@comcast.net)

Some people are just too old for spring break. (rampage1984@msn.com) And with this, I think the running "too old for spring break" gag officially comes to a close until next year.

"What? Mouth to MOUTH? Why dincha say so...?" (rochford@netaus.net.au)