(updated 27 Dec 08) 

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Tofurkey


The Co-Winners:

Just like mother used to fake! (GerriHan65@aol.com)

Are those LEATHER gloves??? (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)


The Runners Up:

Ironically, Sarah became the victim of a peeping tom. (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Oh yah! Well let me give you a bird to remember me by." (Mashallaha@aol.com)

And here we all thought that The Quaker Oats guy was single... (arlenekader@aol.com)

I'd like tofu her. (Airfarcewon@aol.com) ...aka...

VILF! (davidgotribe@aol.com)

Sarah's two breasts weren't real either. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Take your pick on which blonde celebrity you'd prefer...personally, I like the way luganrn77 thinks. ;) ...

Cindy McCain's new avocation. (luganrn77@yahoo.com)

Something tells me that this is in Tara Reid's future. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

I had no idea Deborah Norville was having money troubles. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Verily? Dost Thou wish to come hither and utter that?
(lilfishjean@sbcglobal.net)

That's Pilgrim's Progress for you. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

She just wants to veg out. (tphyll@aol.com)

People abhorred Trudy's Tofurkey...but they did get a kick out of her dressing. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Just last month this woman was a broker at Merrill Lynch. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Sadly she was struck by a car and killed and then eaten by cannibals. (davidgotribe@aol.com)

"No, YOU go furk yourself!" (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Leave it to a blond to give them the wrong finger! (JDCOOPS3@AOL.COM)

"Of COURSE, it might loosen up your digestive tract a bit..., but do you see this one simple finger? It solves all of that without strange chemicals you probably can't even pronounce. (sootnmoopy@aol.com)

Though her button declared "Go Veg!", her haunting stare desperately cried "Kielbasa!" (jaynashvil@aol.com)

Goes perfectly with Tofutatoes. (ponytayl@cox.net)

Unlike Suzanne, Tofrukeys are stuffed but never mounted. (maxcel200@aol.com)

She don't eat meat but she sure loves the bone. (flynnkj19@aol.com)