(updated 27 Feb 07) 

Costumed In The Kitchen

The Tri-Winners:

Bobby's friends became concerned after their compliments on his costume were met with "Costume?" (spjk2k@aol.com)

What a guy looks like that only got laid once in his life! (maxcel200@aol.com)

...and the eyes seem to follow you no matter where you turn. (mashallaha@aol.com)

The Runners Up:

"But my eyes are all red! I look totally ridiculous!" (monacof@bellsouth.net)

Coming up with a blurby for Herbie dressed up like a Furby proved to be absurdy. (aquietlighthouse@yahoo.com)

Few expected the Anti-Christ to be such a doofus. (rlrvsny28@optonline.net)

Founder of El Pollo Loco. (maxcel200@aol.com)

His eyes glow red like a demon's, yet that isn't the scary part. (strontium901@juno.com)

Now that's a wardrobe malfunction. (aquietlighthouse@yahoo.com)

"But Mom, I wanted to be Darth Vader." (tpanner@hotmail.com; mitchwatts@yahoo.com)

Hooters Restaurant...the early days. (L1061S@go.com)

Official statement from fetish.com: "This sh*t even creeps US out." (razcactus@earthlink.net)

All dolled up in his snazzy Valentine's lingerie, Eddie couldn't quite grasp why Lola ran away laughing. (deborah.pittenger@sbcglobal.com)

What's with the six bags of cranberries, dude? It's Halloween! (mimsydivine@earthlink.net)

There's going retro and then there's this! (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

(SWF) Single white Furby seeks female for romantic romps in the kitchen... (gabriel_riley@yahoo.ca)

The Jones household was cursed with a poultrygeist. (maxcel200@aol.com)

At Mary Poppins Inc., all our professional nannies are certified, competent caregivers. (edprocoat@msn.com)

Now introducing the date for that fat woman in the Spongebob jammies... (glacier68@comcast.net)

"I don't care what a Mogwai does when it gets wet, drown it NOW!" (multislacker@yahoo.com)

And you thought E-coli was SCARY??? (Sch63@aol.com)

"Honey, you know that kinky fetish I was talking about? Well, I think I'm finally ready to tell you what it is..." (joseph-blevins@sbcglobal.net)

Even in my most viciously dominant moments, I've never made a man do THAT. (ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com)

Looking at this causes me to remember MY first beer. (banks.del@gmail.com)

This is wrong on so many levels. (tygrkhat409@yahoo.com)

If you can't get HMO recognition any other way, try submitting a photo of yourself looking really stupid. (skibip@aol.com)

Every year my Mom makes us wear whatever Grandma gave us for Christmas -- I think they're both losing it. (mimsydivine@earthlink.net)

He'd shake hands with you but he's busy right now. (Pootybrew@goosemoose.com)

Dammit...don't touch it or talk to it for at LEAST a half hour or it'll never shut up. (ALazyWhiteBoy@aol.com)

His neighbors all said he seemed like a regular guy, kept to himself and never caused a problem. (edprocoat@msn.com)

Merriam-Webster has released its annual list of official changes to the dictionary, which includes the addition of this picture next to the word "virgin". (spjk2k@aol.com)

What would he have gotten if he actually won the bet? (aquietlighthouse@yahoo.com)

When Career Changes Go Wrong -- #39 Former Ornithologist Tries Fashion Design (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

You think that's disgusting, ask him what he does with his pecker. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

"Feel like chicken tonight?" (luganrn77@yahoo.com)

This was the inspiration for Edvard Munch's painting, 'The Scream'. (mashallaha@aol.com)

The juror that was dismissed in the "Scooter" Libby trial. (humorbear@aol.com)

It must be cold in that kitchen. His nipples have turned blue. (jaynashvil@aol.com)

"Me was dropped on my head as a child." (MRUS502@aol.com)