(updated 27 Jan 08) 

The Crowning
(Photo submitted by guitartexn@aol.com)

The Quad-Winners:

Hair down there; heir up here. (rod.renner@juno.com)

Prince William proving to himself that not all rulers have 12 inches. (steve_medel@oxy.com)

Getting ready for the X-rated edition of "Let's Make A Deal". (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

Wait, France has a king now? Where the hell have I been? (YukiMerricoon@aol.com)


The Runners Up:

Note to self: Do not masturbate using Parkay again. (mashallaha@aol.com)

And now, the crowned heads of England! (cdmauger@aol.com)

I agree -- the new ad for Burger King really is different. (tphyll@aol.com)

Preparing to get royally screwed. (vinyllover45@yahoo.com; gerg17@comcast.net)

The royal family was aghast that both of the young princes' fetishes were exposed in this photo. (edprocoat@msn.com)

"Wait 'till the birds get a taste of me Crown Royal!" (guitartexn@aol.com)

Prince Williams reenacts the move that his dad used to woo Camilla. (skibip@aol.com)

The main reason they reduced the royal family to a figurehead status. (edprocoat@msn.com)

"I crown myself king of the mirror, and next I will polish my royal staff." (edprocoat@msn.com)

A young Tony Robbins first envisions the power of positive thinking. (gerg17@comcast.net)

"Robe? Check. Crown? Check. Mangina? Check." (e-merlin001@hotmail.com)

"I'm too sexy for my crown... too sexy for my crown..." (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

"A few photos published on William's MySpace account and I, Harry the first, shall be next in line for the throne." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

I never realized the crown jewels were so small. (ponytayl@cox.net)

The emperor admires his new clothes. (mashallaha@aol.com)

"Look at me, now I have two purple helmets." (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

Long live the queen! (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)

"Oh Dear, tonight is the grand ball and I have absolutely nothing to wear!" (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

"I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK!" (e-merlin001@hotmail.com)

"Hey, this goes great with my raised scepter!" (rod.renner@juno.com)

"Now to crown Prince Peter". (rod.renner@juno.com)

Son of BURGER KING! (fbmarz@earthlink.net)