(updated 28 Jul 07) 

Panties

The Winner:

Yeah.....but in what KEY? (dennisilvr@aol.com)


The Runners Up:

Wait just one minute!...I thought there were just a lot of OLD farts in Florida! (maxcel200@aol.com)

Well, I love to have my finger pulled. How about we go somewhere... (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

Still...I have no chance with her. WTF? (rickandvirginia@comcast.net)

So.....THAT'S Victoria's Secret? (dennisilvr@aol.com; skibip@aol.com)

A rare sight....Britney with a wig and panties. (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

Farting Florida is easy. Try dotting the "i" four times in Mississippi. (guitartexn@aol.com)

I've never been to I Love To Fart, Florida. But I have been to Exploding Diarrhea Falls, Minnesota. (mulepiper@yahoo.com)

"So, who's this guy, Tofart?" (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Just what guys like...an extremely asstoot woman! (maxcel200@aol.com)

The wrong 4 letter "F" word....aye.... (BoyWonder1911@yahoo.com)

"I Heart to Fart"... she's a poet and she does know it. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

This part of the Yo Mama got gas contest? (mashallaha@aol.com; vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

Note to the photographer: It's not as if she didn't warn you, dude. (joseph-blevins@sbcglobal.net)

So how many guys do you think offered to plug up her gas leak? (maxcel200@aol.com)

Meet the new spokesmodel for Bush's Baked Beans. (hunkaspam@yahoo.com; YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

There was Maggy doing her best to be the butt of the joke. (GerriHan65@aol.com)

Also available in brown. (stan@squidworks.com)

Hmmm! She likes to Fart and now I have a 'Heart-On' too (l2893s@gmail.com)

Do these make my butt look big and disgusting? (SahDogMom56@aol.com)

Definitely NOT your mother's panties! (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

She that boasted it, posted it. (TheEyeWit@yahoo.com)

Smartly taken with a telephoto lens. (stan@squidworks.com)

Florida continues its reckless publicity for tourists. (odinsonthewise@yahoo.com)

Contestant for new Fox reality show: "Are You Funnier than a Fourth Grader?" (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

I can't wait to see what it says on the front. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

Talk about spilling the beans! (I know, that punch line stinks.) (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

Just so you know, this picture is not low-res, it's only blurred from all of the gas. (MindgameFiziks@hotmail.com)