(updated 2 Apr 07) 

Garage Mishap
(Photo sent in by luganrn77@yahoo.com)

The Tri-Winners:

Ford came out on top in crash-test comparisons with Ferrari. (jdcoops3@aol.com; MindgameFiziks@hotmail.com)

This home has now been upgraded to include a two car garage. A must see! (esh3404716@aol.com)

"Awesome, with all this extra space I can put my weight bench in here." (pcorradin@comcast.net)

The Runners Up:

Yes...as expected there were a bunch of "women driver" entries...but at least THIS woman driver knew it was a Ferrari and not a Corvette...hmmmm...

Have you driven a Ford (over your ex-wife's sports car) lately?!!! (ronxian@aol.com)

"Yup, it was a nasty divorce all right. I lost the house, the sports car and the judge even said I had to give her my pick-up as well. Never did say how." (madavis62@alltel.net)

Something tells me that cooler ain't empty. (holtbolt@comcast.net)

"No I did NOT stop for a beer after work...why do you ask?" (dakotadave57104@yahoo.com; joseph-blevins@sbcglobal.net)

"I couldn't park beside your car...that red cooler was in the way." (dakotadave57104@yahoo.com)

Welcome to Billy Joel's garage sale. (rlrvsny28@optonline.net)

Then the cop said, "What's in your wallet?" (esh3404716@aol.com)

"Well, honey, now you can stop bitchin' about how wonderful it would be to have a 2-car garage!" (ronxian@aol.com)

"I never should have taken a crash course in parking!" (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

Ferris Bueller II (rod.renner@juno.com; skibip@aol.com)

"Oh great! I broke a nail!" (esh3404716@aol.com)

Hmmm...both of you hooking up Lindsay with Mel...

Mel Gibson visits Lindsay Lohan's house to talk about how the media unfairly exaggerates about the drinking and partying of celebrities. (ronxian@aol.com)

In retrospect, it wasn't a good idea for Lindsay Lohan to move in with Mel Gibson. (lexkase@san.rr.com)

"Good news first; the Vespa is fine......." (CoyPsyche@aol.com)

Parallel parking is for pussies! Horizontal parking now there is a real challenge. (CoyPsyche@aol.com)

Why "Red Bull" energy drink will be a controlled substance by 2015. (G.Anderson4245@comcast.net)

After decades of just throwing shit all over everywhere, Larry decides it's time to get organized. (ALazyWhiteBoy@aol.com)

Ford: Found On Red Dino. (spjk2k@aol.com)

"How are you gonna tell your husband?" "I'll just tell him when I'm naked. You'd be surprised at what you can get away with. (esh3404716@aol.com)

"Here's your five bucks, Chester..I really didn't think you could get her in there!" (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

"Hello Onstar, I can't seem to open the doors to my Ferrari." (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

And altho I rarely do the "Priceless" gag anymore...

New garage door opener..150.00; Remodeling the garage....6,000; Disgruntled husband....priceless! (sunni61773@aol.com)

Cost of almost-two car garage built by unscrupulous contractor: $20,000; Using contractor's truck and Ferrari to prove him wrong: Priceless (mr_didgers@hotmail.com)

"Okay, everybody remember where we parked." (joseph-blevins@sbcglobal.net)

Now that they've successfully purchased and ruined Jaguar Cars Limited, the Ford Motor Company issued this press release declaring Ferrari as its next target. (spjk2k@aol.com)

Hillary comes home in her pickup to find Monica's Ferrari in the garage! (skibip@aol.com)

That's one tough scooter! (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

Alabama plates. Uh-huh. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

Never let one of the Duke boys park your truck. (rampage1984@msn.com)

"My old lady said I could buy whatever I wanted as long as it would fit in the garage." (jnmcda0@yahoo.com)

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?" (Vermontheb@yahoo.com)

IKEA's new line of vertical living for garages hits it's first development issue. (j_perreaux@hotmail.com)

This was a garage....now, it's garbage. (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

Don't anyone dare make a comment about women drivers. Gentlemen, just look at each other and nod knowingly. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

I've heard of double parking, but this is ridiculous! (sunni61773@aol.com)

"Messy as my garage is, I knew it would still fit two vehicles if i tried hard enough." (pooks49@yahoo.com)

The creation of hybrid vehicles is not always a pretty sight. (rlrvsny28@optonline.net; DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

"Honey, maybe this is a good time to ask for directions?" (julius@illuschoen.net)

Red Alert! Code Blue! (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

"Honey, the tail light is out in my truck. Could you fix it ?" (jdcoops3@aol.com; CoyPsyche@aol.com)

Here's how to work under the truck when you don't have a pit. (rod.renner@juno.com)

I wonder how many little purple cars they will produce... (gabriel_riley@yahoo.com)

You should see their basement! (mimsydivine@earthlink.net)

"Um... it was already like that before I borrowed it." (brat.cat@verizon.net)