(updated 4 Jan 2010) 

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The Swimming Pool Incident

The Quad-Winners:

"I was just checking to see if the tires were properly inflated."(L2893s@gmail.com)

"Glad I didn't leave my window rolled down. Boy would I feel stupid." (Truckerex@comcast.net)

He seems to have a Water-Tight alibi. (esh3404716@aol.com)

Sadly, "underwater car boy" wasn't found hiding in the garage. (rlrvsny28@optonline.net)

The Runners Up:

Always the doubtful one, Steve decided to test the claim that his SUV was, indeed, an "All-Terrain Vehicle." (rcmauger@att.net)

Most people paint dolphins on the bottom of their pools, why a minivan?

"NOW let her yell at me for getting her van dirty." (flynnkj19@aol.com)

"...just until I clean out the garage... " (wildangel_js@yahoo.com)

"Of course it won't start. You flooded the engine." (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com; rampage1984@msn.com)

"It was overheating. I had to think fast." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Another car company just went under. (rod.renner@juno.com; multislacker@yahoo.com)

This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to join a car pool. (rod.renner@juno.com; and four thousand others...deal with it)

Just an average day at the senior rest home. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Yeah, yeah, yeah . . . but I'm still intrigued with HOW they got it on the diving board. (seeker@vcoms.net)

"Why did I wait two weeks to call you? That's my mother-in-law. Any more
questions, Dick Tracy?" (monacof@bellsouth.net)

"The five dollar charge is quite reasonable..but it's, by far, the most unorthodox car wash I've ever seen.." (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

The repo man finally found the Hyundai. (sunjonesboro@yahoo.com; jnmcda0@yahoo.com)

"I heard it came with optional four wheel dive." (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Yeah, so unfortunately... I locked the keys in there again..." (sootnmoopy@aol.com)

"Well, the pizza's in there somewhere and I got here in less than 30 minutes....That's $17.50, please." (retrometro@rogers.com)

David Blaine finally moves to the suburbs. (tainsam@aol.com)

"But the dealer said it was good for taking the whole family swimming !" (mykehalpinstudio@aol.com)

"Yah, grandma decided to wash the car last night..." (dpittenger@csuchico.edu)

"I said NO DIVING in the deep end, but that's not what my wife heard." (guitartexn@aol.com)

SUV - Submerged Underwater Vehicle (ronxian@bak.rr.com)

"Yes, it has plenty of horsepower....seahorse power." (retrometro@rogers.com)

"And Miss Lohan is still in the car?" (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Let's see that Gecko get you out of this one. (GerriHan65@aol.com)

"I know you're upset, but don't go off the deep end." (tphyll@aol.com)

"Man! I've gotta stop relying on that GPS!" (retrometro@rogers.com)

"Don't tell me - you have a radiator leak." (strollo5@embarqmail.com)

"Yeah -- I think this pool needs more chlorine, too." (tphyll@aol.com)

"Let's get this out before it clogs the filter." (mitchwatts@yahoo.com)

"You guys can chat later, ok! My cellphone is getting wet down here!" (mrus502@aol.com)

"No sir, I'm sorry, we're not participating in the 'cash for sunkers' program." (L2893s@gmail.com; Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Is this what the sign meant when it said "Dip Ahead"? (rod.renner@juno.com)