(updated 5 Dec 06) 

Pig and Kid

The Tri-Winners:

From the mouths of Babes.... (rlrvsny28@optonline.net)

She'll grow up to be a porker. (kyzka2@yahoo.com)

Charlotte's Website (gregzeer@yahoo.com)

The Runners Up:

Talk about something not being kosher! (maxcel200@aol.com)

You should see how she greets the baboon. (kyzka2@yahoo.com)

Few were surprised that Alabama was host to the world's first "Heavy Petting Zoo." (rlrvsny28@optonline.net)

Pork farmers of America were outraged when one of their stock was contaminated with Bab-e-coli. (j_perreaux@hotmail.com)

Aahhh, the porkid. (rlrvsny28@optonline.net)

"You're bigger'n me, but I can still lick ya'!" (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

By comparison...Britney Spears isn't that bad of a Mom. (fparsons@yahoo.com)

I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of Rosie O'Donnell and her adopted kid. (rlrvsny28@optonline.net; steve_medel@oxy.com)

Porky tasted much better later in the week as a hot dog. (maxcel200@aol.com)

"No, Junior...that's not how we slop the hogs!" (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Swine flu - ground zero. (JoyfulDJoy@aol.com)

You know that awkward moment when you want to French and the pig doesn't? I hate that. (mitchwatts@yahoo.com)

Georgie Pordgie, chicken pot pie, Kissed the pig and wondered why. After snout the boy was lickin' Said to himself "He tastes like chicken." (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

It must be closing time. (rlrvsny28@optonline.net)

That's just gross! We have to eat that hog later. (rampage1984@msn.com)

Another future politician -- they REALLY love that pork! (stan@squidworks.com)

You're never to young to French kiss a Babe! (maxcel200@aol.com)

The kid really knows how to ham it up! (maxcel200@aol.com; vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

"Tastes a bit nutty, mama" (tpanner@hotmail.com)

If you think this is cute, it's snot. (Redrumandkoke@aim.com)

Dude! I've been there. (mitchwatts@yahoo.com)

This is another example of the lack of awareness of health risks in the general public. Open-toe sandals just increase the odds of being exposed to germs and infectious agents in settings like these. (sootnmoopy@aol.com)

"Okay, okay....one more kiss and th-th-th-That's all folks!" (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

Is this the little piggy that goes to market? (tphyll@aol.com)

Now that I compare them, I think the feet were better... (lilfishjean@sbcglobal.net)