(updated 5 Mar 06) 

McD's Drive-Thru

The Co-Winners:

"Okay. You got Big Makski, und large vodka. You vant borscht with dat?" (darkmanwork@hotmail.com)

"Um...these fries are a little soggy." (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

The Runners Up:

And you were worried about the germ count in the soft drink ice! (skibip@aol.com)

McDonald's new health food meal: low in sodium, low in fat, low in carbs...but ridiculously high in asphalt. (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Jeez, I know I said hold the lettuce, but...." (jdcoops3@aol.com)

I'm pretty sure the five second rule has expired here. (darkmanwork@hotmail.com)

Good to see that they've cleaned up the prep area. (skibip@aol.com)

It had been a long time since anyone had pitched a tent for Ms. McSalad. (Dspur57098@aol.com)

She is in charge of washing the lettuce...she just has to wait for a car to go by. (jaberwock@yahooy.com)

We have our doubts, but Olga guarantees all her produce to be a product of California. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Looks like that Mickey Dees restaurant has figured out how to cut overhead costs. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

"Would you like flies with that?" (Internut36@hotmail.com; lacee7700@aol.com)

After fifteen years working the drive through, Babushka's hopes of being promoted to assistant manager where fading. (darkmanwork@hotmail.com)

Oddly, the bag lady selling veggies has a better department of health rating than McDonald's. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

Over 60 Billion Bacteria Sold! (Chick65@aol.com)

Too all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, and old lady sittin' on her bum. (darkmanwork@hotmail.com)

Some companies would do ANYTHING to curb their competition! (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

I said Golden Arches, not fallen arches. (ESH3404716@aol.com)

Read between the lines people: This is where the 'special sauce' is made. (futuresobrite@aol.com)

Cara offers her harvest to the great McGods. (IAmBatmania@hotmail.com)

The Unhappy Meal. (mitchwatts@yahoo.com)