(updated 6 May 07) 

Thin Building

The Tri-Winners:

The International Pancake of Houses. (rlrvsny28@optonline.net)

Chances of moving into these apartments are slim to none. (humorbear@aol.com)

President Bush's idea of a halfway house. (ltldollclaudia@yahoo.com)

The Runners Up:

Real Estate Agent: "Why would you want to be able to turn around? Look at that view." (lexkase@san.rr.com)

The National Home of the Narrow Minded (esh3404716@aol.com)

They should erect buildings like this in Hollywood, where everyone is shallow. (rlrvsny28@optonline.net)

The Giant Ant Museum (esh3404716@aol.com)

A piano salesman's worst nightmare. (scalpel@aol.com)

"Cozy" studio apartment. Ample parking. Close knit community living. $2500/mo US dollars. (aquietlighthouse@yahoo.com)

The recording studio where "Thin Lizzy" turned out most of their hits. (Eleman8859@aol.com)

Welcome to iPod headquarters. (l2893s@gmail.com)

Note to self: NEVER hire former Warner Bros. set builders again. (monetmonet@artlover.com; Airfarcewon@aol.com)

I wouldn't give you one thin dime for this place. (esh3404716@aol.com)

For lease: Artist's studio. Great sun all morning. Great sun all afternoon. (mashallaha@aol.com)

Would you like a bachelor flat, a studio flat, a one bedroom flat, or a two bedroom flat? (maxcel200@aol.com)

And to think they only spent $2.99 for wall-to-wall carpeting! (dakotadave57104@yahoo.com)

Just like it's namesake, the Paris Hilton Hotel is alarmingly thin and it really sucks. (rlrvsny28@optonline.net)

Plans for similar buildings are being scrutinized. Fear of 'The Domino Effect' is the primary concern. (esh3404716@aol.com)

Welcome to Faneuil Hall - way. (mitchwatts@yahoo.com)

Nicole Ritchie and the Olson twins try their hand at architecture. (wbutch68@yahoo.com; jdcoops3@aol.com)

So this is where Dashiell Hammett's "The Thin Man" lives. (ablunote47@aol.com; bjjtoff@yahoo.com)

Welcome to the Pop-Tart Research Center. (mashallaha@aol.com)

Barbara Walters brilliantly builds a home so Rosie O'Donnell can never visit. (odinsonthewise@yahoo.com)

It's called "The Home of the One Night Stand" cos' there ain't no place to lay down (esh3404716@aol.com)

The newly completed George W. Bush Memorial Library. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Residents are requested to not use the balconies at the same time, as the building has a tendency to tip over. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

This is the assisted living facility for retired supermodels. (stan@squidworks.com; humorbear@aol.com)

Come live at Feng Shui Apartments. We guarantee that none of our tenants will leave their garbage in the hallways. (lhill@vhb.com)

Christo! Will you fuck off! (tstrontium90@aol.com)