(updated 8 Feb 07) 

Water Golf

The Tri-Winners:

Great, now I can be bored AND seasick at the same time. (rlrvsny28@optonline.net)

The bad thing is that it takes 200 strokes just to get to the course! (maxcel200@aol.com)

"He's going to have to be careful with this shot, as the green slopes to the left... no, right... no, left... no, right again..." (murdoctor@aol.com)


The Runners Up:

The plan to lure society's most useless members out onto the water, where they would be eaten by the Sea Dragon, had worked perfectly. (changetion@gmail.com)

The Venice Open is proving to be far less interesting than it's promoters thought it would be. (rlrvsny28@optonline.net)

Helluva water hazard. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com; ltldollclaudia@yahoo.com)

At end of the day, even the winningest winner cannot help but admit that he's in fact, a loser. (sootnmoopy@aol.com)

While filming Water World, Kevin Costner got in some training for Tin Cup 2. (philden@aol.com)

In the winter years of his life, Thomas Edison's inventions were markedly less consequential. (sootnmoopy@aol.com)

"The other day I got so disgusted, I just threw my clubs on the shore!" (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Not surprisingly, this sport is dominated by Tiger Woods' brother, Drift Woods. (rlrvsny28@optonline.net)

George Bush refused to leave New Orleans until he got in at LEAST one round of golf! (leissuit@msn.com)

Join this group next week as they go digging for clams in Randy's driveway. (sootnmoopy@aol.com)

Guy in the dinghy: "Hey folks...anyone know where the POOL table is?" (sheafitz1@netscape.com)

The Scottish Navy takes to the high seas. (glacier68@comcast.net)

You wouldn't believe how many golf carts I've ruined playing this game. (rlrvsny28@optonline.net)

Boston Tee party? (sootnmoopy@aol.com)

Even I'm smart enough not to go out on the water on a boat with a hole in it! (Daphnethered@yahoo.com)

"This is great, you never have to wash your balls!" (Airfarcewon@aol.com; Humorbear@aol.com)

Finally the putt sinks the golfer. (eleman8859@aol.com)

You can keep the Masters, we'll take our White Trashters. (lexkase@san.rr.com)

The long awaited (?) sequel to Water World had even less success at the box office then the original. (madavis62@alltel.net)

This sport just hasn't been the same since that global warming thing happened. (monacof@bellsouth.net; dennisilvr@aol.com)

You think that's impressive, playing golf on the lake? In MY day we played polo in canoes on the river! (mimsydivine@earthlink.net)

In the newest variation of Where's Waldo...try to pick out the sober person in this photo. (pooks49@yahoo.com)

"Hey, Joe, looks like this putt is breaking towards the water." (dreale12@aol.com)

Yelling "Fore!" shall be proceeded with "Ahoy!" (humorbear@aol.com)

Man I'll bet it becomes a mulligan stew. (luganrn77@yahoo.com)

See kids? This is what beer and free time makes men do. (ltldollclaudia@yahoo.com)