(updated 9 Nov 07) 

Case Pulling
(Photo sent in by Guitartexn@aol.com)

The Sextuple-Winners:

Cellu Breweries introduces its new beer, Cellu-Lite. (rlrvsny28@optonline.net)

I don't want to know where she keeps the bottle opener. (kirstenlmsw@gmail.com)

Next leg of the "Marathong", the "Obstacle Coors". (rlrvsny28@optonline.net)

Here a sled is ironically carrying Rose's 'Bud's'. (Electronicwaffle@yahoo.com)

I hope there's no deposit on those bottles. (rlrvsny28@optonline.net)

Looks like Ted Nugent has hit rock bottom. (ankle_jay@comcast.net)

The Runners Up:

Tugboat Fanny (maxcel200@aol.com)

She has a case of the crabs too. (rlrvsny28@optonline.net)

Where will YOU be when your laxative kicks in? (dennisilvr@aol.com; vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

This must have been done at the crack of Dawn. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

...and the last picture in Nostradamus' lost book suggests that CRACK will be ahead of ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES by the year 2007! (dennisilvr@aol.com)

HEY!!!....THIS isn't "Girls Gone Wild!"....This is "Thong Gone Wrong!" (dennisilvr@aol.com)

One of the last sports yet to be tainted with a steroid scandal. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

I underwent Lasik last year...for this??? (gerg17@comcast.net)

"My parents always told me to pull my own weight!" (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

A "thong in cheek" comment just doesn't apply here. (ankle_jay@comcast.net)

Kinda makes you wish prohibition was coming back. (sootnmoopy@aol.com)

Put it in the rear. (DReale12@aol.com)

I don't dare ask what that wet spot on the ground is!!! (steve_medel@oxy.com)

Look! Booze being brought to us in a whores-drawn vehicle. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Analheuser Bush (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

"And that, Timmy, is why I'm celibate". (jaynashvil@aol.com)

After catching the giant ogre, local villagers made it walk through town in march of shame. (jnmcda0@yahoo.com)

The boss said we can't afford those fancy Clydesdales like Busch, so he told us to find some really big asses! (monacof@bellsouth.net)

Next Week on... "How I Met Your Mother" (l2893s@gmail.com)

Is this what you call cracking the case? (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)

I appreciated the barmaid bringing me two cases of beer, but when she offered me a stool, I politely declined. (rlrvsny28@optonline.net)

Hell week for biker chicks. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Must be Heiniekin!! (maxcel200@aol.com)

I hope she didn't damage that box. (rlrvsny28@optonline.net)

She should have gotten a Cruzin Cooler. (rampage1984@msn.com)

Redneck Octoberfest parade. (steve_medel@oxy.com)

As Jane made her way home from the store with 2 cases of tampons, her husband Bill shuddered as he anticipated the week ahead. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

Spectators felt that keeping her top on was a classy move. (rlrvsny28@optonline.net)

Penelope regretted wearing her thong backwards that day. (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)

Never thought I'd say this, but "Put your pants on, will ya lady!" (skibip@aol.com)

How much you wanna bet she ain't gonna share it with anybody? (luganrn77@yahoo.com)

I'm just glad her thong isn't full of Schlitz. (rlrvsny28@optonline.net)

Caption: Just be grateful she's not facing the other way. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

"Bare with me, I'll make it." (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

See this weeks ReBa category on dating Bigfoot. (madavis62@alltel.net)

You just gotta wonder if some women own a mirror. (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)