(updated 10 Oct 03) 

Burger King Cup Holder

The Winner: Burger King and Hooters merger finalized! (wamarsh@att.net)

The Runners Up:

Yep, it's the Burger King Trailer Park version of the body shot. (arch_deceiver@hotmail.com)

"Get yer own damn burger. We're on break!" (jaynashvil@aol.com)

Daisy soon settled with Burger King Inc. for an undisclosed amount and a promise not to ever wear their kid's meal hat again. (Beidol55@aol.com)

Just ask and you could have her "Your way". (rampage1984@msn.com)

Who ever thought a plastic cup could sink "Solo"? (murdoctor@aol.com)

Bertha thought "Yeah, when I was 22 I could hold two cups". (JayHawkWDS@aol.com)

"HEY, Queenie, you'll need a six-pack to cool those puppies!" (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

"Bah! In MY day, I could hold a keg!" (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Unfortunately, that's probably not the only place she can wedge a beverage. (xtremesmartass@aol.com)

How Dairy Queen plans to ruin the latest Burger King commercial campaign. (AhOLHOL@aol.com)

Twelve hours later and still no suiters have sipped Burger Queen's Nectar of Love. (BPaul317@aol.com)

If you think that's impressive, wait 'til you see where she's holding the burger. (murdoctor@aol.com)

"Everyone flee! Becky Sue's on her 17th hour of her 18-hour bra!" (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

Man, Fergie's really let herself go. (laugh@starpower.net)

"I've gone up one cup size!" (medic_92@yahoo.com)

She must have ordered a king-sized "Mountain" Dew. (rod.renner@juno.com)

Let's see Lara Flynn Boyle try this! (BikeMike101@hotmail.com)