(updated 11 Jul 03) 

Fridge Guy

The Winner:  Matt's idea of going for a 'beer run' is a little different than others. (corabelle@comic.com)

The Runners Up: 

"Aw jeez, Jim! That's not what I meant when I said wear something cool!" (dannyboy4343@aol.com)

"Come on!!! That stove isn't that heavy, honey!!" (gregparsons68@yahoo.com)

The method of organ donation transportation for people with crappy HMO's. (WillyTheTunaFish@aol.com)

"No problem. It's full of light beer." (Pootybrew@earthlink.net)

A man and Amana. (jaynashvil@aol.com)

As Todd jogged with a fridge full of moonpies and beer strapped to his back, he wondered why he wasn't losing weight. (chrldav3@aol.com)

When you open the door, does his brain turn back on too? (murdoctor@aol.com)

Disney presents : "Cool Runnings II" (rodentsRred@hotmail.com)

This is the Ghetto ice cream man. (louannadanna@aol.com)

Australian for "Power Walking". (Motorbreath2000@netscape.net)

Oprah's personal assistant always goes with her on her daily jog. (corabelle@comic.com)

Most consider the Refrigerator segment of the Iron Mover Triathlon to require the most strength. (dan@colegrovia.com)

"If one more motorist asks if my fridge is running I may have to rethink the old saying that one man's trash is another man's treasure." (boo507732@aol.com)

"Hey, if I get too warm I'll open the door." (kayladykay@aol.com)

Really "cool" SWM seeks SWF for a moving experience. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

"The wife said it was either the beer or her. I'm gonna miss her." (Pootybrew@earthlink.net)

Is this what you mean when you say something sends chills up your back? (skibip@aol.com)

"No, I'm not Eric Rudolph....he's already been captured." (herhusband30102@aol.com)

"So, what do you think? I got the idea from the dude in that commercial for new inventors and expanded on it." (CritterLuvrTrue@aol.com)

"Laugh all you want, but I'll have all the cold beers I can drink when I finish the marathon." (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)

Above: A not-too-bright gentleman who wanted this moment frozen in time. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Everyone in town will attest that Todd is such a nice guy that he would give you the fridge off his back. (BikeMike101@aol.com)