(updated 11 Jun 03) 

Home Delivery?

The Co-Winners: 

"Hey Bill ... remember when you told your wife that it would take a crane to get your ass off the couch this weekend?" (fparsons@yahoo.com)

The North Koreans announce that in return for $1 billion in aid they will suspend work on their advanced space shuttle program. (TZMAC@aol.com)

The Runners Up: 

In retrospect, Bob wished he hadn't gone with the lowest bidder. (kamasushi@aol.com)

After that, the DOT banned skinny truck drivers from the road. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

The Clinton Presidential Library finally arrives. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

"Damn, so that's what that covered red switch does!" (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

"Only a couple of beers, Officer. Why do you ask?" (Pootybrew@earthlink.net)

As Dan took this picture, he couldn't help but think.."House it hangin'?" Oh, how Dan laughed to himself. (KatSut78@aol.com)

It's in a lovely area, it's a gorgeous house, but parking is at a premium. (avit.web@verizon.net)

"I guess you were right, Scott. Let's take that last box back off." (murdoctor@aol.com)

Buying your own home can really be an uplifting experience! (mkmeirish@aol.com)

This gives new meaning to the term "home wrecker." (tomcnagy@hotmail.com)

"Okay, Bob, will you FINALLY stop calling the truck 'Optimus Prime' and try to get it to transform?" (murdoctor@aol.com)

"Alright, here's your 50 bucks. I never thought you could pop a wheelie with that thing, but I was wrong!" (Stan790@aol.com)

When he won the lottery, Bubba traded his Double-Wide in on a Double-Tall. (gregparsons68@yahoo.com)

The new West Virginia amusement park was a big hit with the locals. (CannanJesusFreak@aol.com)

After years of not being lived in, the house from the Amityville Horror began the first drive by hauntings. (differentdrum456@aol.com)

Another delivery truck falls victim to the load of Viagra that it's carrying. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

Be gone, before someone drops a house on you, too! (GerriHan65@aol.com)

Scene from "Where are They Now?": The former Captain of the Exxon Valdez and his latest blunder. (kamasushi@aol.com)

John wasn't looking forward to calling the main office and informing them that he trucked up again (Rdraper999@aol.com)

Many people in Kansas discussed the irony that the tornado hit this trailer before it even made it to the park. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

When Susie asked for a dollhouse, and Jimmy asked for a toy truck, their parents decided to save money and buy this. (kahoapili@aol.com)