(updated 11 May 03) 

Shoe Bike

The Winner: Just made the last payment..now I'm the sole owner! (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

The Runners Up: 

I still don't know how anyone can drive in high heels. (StanYan1@aol.com)

Alabama residents rejoiced when they finally managed to combine faith 'heeling' with drag racing. (kidproton@hotmail.com)

What Jeff Gordon's ex got in the divorce settlement. (guitartexn@aol.com)

New-foot smell sold separately. (laugh@starpower.net)

Ya' oughta' see me kick ass on the highway! (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

There's a new gang in town. Heel's Angels (BikeMike101@aol.com)

This beauty comes with its own oil "pump", fuel "pump" and water "pump." (tomcnagy@hotmail.com)

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children she had to turn tricks just to feed them! (jeanjeanbsmyth@aol.com)

Man, I hate driving my wife's car to work. (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

It failed inspection only because the "shoe horn" wouldn't work!! (Belgmorris@aol.com)

Penelope Pitstop explains how she won the 2003 Wacky Racers...says she was a shoe in!!! (marcwwolf@aol.com)

Looks like another victim of bad cellular service honey. I said we need a new car, not a shoe car! (wilsonsimon2@aol.com)

Confusing gas station attendants nationwide: A pump at the pump! (mattcstone@mail.com)

Damnit, Imelda Marcos always gets the good parking spots! (Magicskier@aol.com)

The rejected cover for Aerosmith's "Pump" album. (tainsam@aol.com)

And the best thing is, I've got another just like it at home. (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)

Hardly-Davidson (deezzine@aol.com)

Maxwell Smart had a shoe phone; this is what CONTROL gave 99. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Well, what are the odds of that? Both of us have insanely large amounts of free time! (WillyTheTunaFish@aol.com)

RuPaul parks in a toe-away zone. (williemelmoth@aol.com)

Nevermind the shoe ... what the hell is up with the car in the background?!?! (KANNi8LKL0wN@aol.com)

"My ass hurt for a week until I could break it in." (RodentsRred@hotmail.com)

Liberace's lawn mower. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

A preview of the new Aussie sequel: Priscilla, Queen of Bike Week (kamasushi@aol.com)

Beats walking. (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)

The green car to left just won too many times, time to step on it! (Ness14701@aol.com)

No matter how hard he tried, the giant Prince just couldn't find the girl who fit the shoe left behind at the ball.... (gdcrook@aol.com)