(updated 12 Dec 03) 

At the Park

The Co-Winners:

Scrapped Product Placement Ideas (catbiddle@brown.edu)

Bum & Bummer (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

The Runners Up:

When Trudeaux unveiled his latest lifelike creation, "Homeless Sodomites", the fanfare was lukewarm at best. (monetmonet@artlover.com)

"My name is Bond, Vaga Bond." (AutumnEagl@yahoo.com)

Having successfully gone without a bath for 90 days, Chet stops another fitness freak dead in his tracks. (witsend@sevinex.com)

Another guy falls hard for Irv, but, as usual, he remains oblivious. (BPaul317@aol.com)

After losing his contact, Joe's depth perception was WAY off. (t_fromthe_edge@yahoo.com)

Quiet on the set!...."Urban Deliverance" take 22....cue Mr. Reynolds......and......ACTION!!! (lastgunslingerr@AOL.com)

Homeless Yoga.. We call this one Before and After Maddog 20/20. (randy.renner@juno.com)

How long did that potato salad set out ???? (pat123z@aol.com)

Now Stan knew how the term getting sh*t faced drunk originated. (dspur57098@aol.com)

Scene from the Farrelly Brothers' latest movie. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Should he be holding a sign that says "I NEED MONEY FOR ALCOHOL RESEARCH." (VxAnthraX@aol.com) Actually that's another photo we're planning to do sometime in the future.

Russell Crowe in "A Beautiful Find" (comedian2000@hotmail.com)

It's all the rage...."Homeless Pilates"! (odatopt@aol.com)

"Bob, your ergonomic theories are unorthodox at best." (chharget@aol.com)

"I plugged a quarter in the slot, but I think this ride is broken." (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

A scene from the new MTV reality show "Dead or Canadian?" (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Cirque du Soleil: The Early Years (penpendisarapen@yahoo.com)

"Hey Buddy, cant you find somewhere else to warm your fingers?" (Nuroneer4@aol.com)

And thus, it was so motioned to adjourn this month's meeting of the Glen Campbell fan club. (lexkase@san.rr.com)

"Mama, look! One of the X-Men!" (penpendisarapen@yahoo.com)