(updated 13 Apr 03) 

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The Co-Winners: "I could look at myself for 1000 hours FREE!" (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)
"Are we online? Can they see us?" (lacee7700@aol.com)

The Runners Up:  

"Books on disc sure are hard to read...." (brwneyedcuuty@aol.com; TerriKlein@aol.com)

"Hey..there's a pic of me on this CD!" "There's one of me on this one, too!" (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

Can you guess how many silicon-based products are in the picture? (WillyTheTunaFish@aol.com)

On their way to the Conference for Cold Fusion, Natasha and Inez are suddenly distracted by shiny things. (spamalope@access4less.net)

"Can you hear anything with yours?" (avit.web@verizon.net)

Hopefully aliens will not judge our culture based solely on this picture. (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

Karla was amazed that something so small could store more information than she could. (spjk2k@aol.com)

Caution: Objects in the CD may be dumber than they appear. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

The group TATU isn't going to make the same mistake that the Dixie Chicks made. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

"My banker told me that I should roll over my CD ... is this what he had in mind?" (brydanny@aol.com)

"These are handy little mirrors, but what's with the hole in the middle?" (dakotadave57104@yahoo.com)

After resigning from AOL, Steve Case debuts his new personal care products. (mwatts@nhbakersfield.com)

"Damn it! I have a zit the size of My middle finger." (rangerxman@aol.com)

Two models examine what they'll be wearing during the upcoming weekend's fashion show. (myoutsiderart@aol.com)

Tiffany and Barbie go on their first computer date. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

"Hey Suzie, look! If you bend this round mirror thingy a little like this... you can see how real my boobs are supposed to look! Like wow!" (Merce2004@aol.com)

Steve's late night promise of putting these models in movies was easier that he planed once he showed them their reflections. (fparsons@yahoo.com)