(updated 13 Dec 05) 

Car Mishap

The Quad-Winners:

Last photo of Elmer Brown before he ignored the warning that walking under a ladder is bad luck! (maxcel200@aol.com)

The back seats have plenty of leg room, the front has plenty of living room. (NonComposMentiss@aol.com)

Senator Ted once again takes the direct route for the family brunch. (RWich928@aol.com)

This PBS photo was made possible by a grant from the Ford Foundation. (NonComposMentiss@aol.com)


The Runners Up:

What's more exciting than a surprise visit from Billy Joel? (NonComposMentiss@aol.com)

The driver was cited for reckless driving and for not having a pilot's license. (maxcel200@aol.com; NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

Kevin was having second thoughts as to whether suburbia was ready for the next Planet Hollywood. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

"Lady, after you're done applying your makeup: apply your emergency brake!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

Mikey's wife found out whose fire he was really putting out all night. (lacee7700@aol.com)

Good thing it's a rental! (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

Ferris Bueller's other day off. (parlansharvest@yahoo.com)

Apparently Bo and Luke's new car just doesn't handle like the General Lee. (astae@paonline.com)

"Hey Billy Bob...it's got front wheel drive...throw it in reverse." (watch4whales@yahoo.com)

"Michael, this disguise interfered with my navigational programming. And please stop staring at my differential." (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Bob doesn't take too kindly to someone parking in his spot. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

WOW! Can you believe it? They actually have THREE grills! Talk about a BBQ! (Kamasushi@gmail.com)

"Hey ma'am, could you get off your cell phone?" (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

Fireman O'Brien understood...his wife was a crazy driver too. (Ddenisep@aol.com)

I bet you $500 that I can fit both my cars in there AND close the door. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

"Yeah, I can change your oil, lady, but it would've been cheaper to take it to a mechanic." (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

"Oh, I'm sorry. You're building a theme restaurant? My mistake." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

DRIVE THROUGH WINDOW? (mrus502@aol.com)

Given his reaction to the situation, it is lucky for Hal that there is a roll of toilet paper nearby. (skibip@aol.com)

This always happens after NASCAR lets out. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

Obviously a male driver-- he couldn't fully commit. (parlansharvest@yahoo.com)

Frank's fear of climbing ladders momentarily took his mind off any other problems he might have. (skibip@aol.com)

Homeowners or auto insurance claim? (parlansharvest@yahoo.com)

"Honey, tell the kids that now is not a good time to play 'trampoline' on the back seat." (shep@compascable.net)

This happened right after Melissa in the previous photo, decided she would drive the car on their honeymoon. (KAYLADYKAY@AOL.COM)

Well, he's done it before, obviously - there's already a ladder set out. (scalpel@aol.com)

Lindsay Lohan visits her new neighbors. (lexkase@san.rr.com)