(updated 14 Jul 04) 

Nude Dude II

The Tri-Winners:

Let's just hope he doesn't 'scratch'... (johnbrunza@yahoo.com; fparsons@yahoo.com)

On the next shot, Charlie was disqualified for putting extra balls on the table. (rod.renner@juno.com)

The crowd wanted Willie Mosconi...it got half its wish! (maxcel200@aol.com)

The Runners Up:

Bill misunderstood the concept when his opponent told him it was "ball-in-hand". (johnbrunza@yahoo.com)

I've heard of a winning streak, but this is ridiculous! (airfarcewon@aol.com; murdoctor@aol.com)

The most disturbing part? When George does his routine of pointing at the table and saying, "Is this felt?"... then grabbing himself and yelling, "Now I am too!" (murdoctor@aol.com)

We know he has balls but it appears he's lost his marbles. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Jerry Lewis tries to recapture the glory days. (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

Bob will stop at nothing to distract his opponent during the big match. (murdoctor@aol.com; Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

I never understood the rules of snooker: How many points do you get for sinking the flesh-colored ball? (khalazdad@adelphia.net)

I'm leaving if he starts to chalk his cue. (Dspur57098@aol.com)

The crowd would soon be aghast when Clyde buries two balls in the corner pocket. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Although Ron was successful with his unorthodox style, he was ultimately disqualified for using too short of a cue stick. (spamalope@access4less.net)

"No, I don't have blue balls...that's chalk!" (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

When Emmett arrived at the pool party, he yelled "Hey, where's da water?" (candaceelder2002@yahoo.com)

This will never get on ESPN no matter what time of night they show it. (MASHALLAHA@AOL.COM)

He obviously put some English on those balls...I mean look at his teeth. (Mistahtom@aol.com)

"No thanks; I brought my own cue stick." (khalazdad@adelphia.net)

Coincidentally, he named his Snooker as well. (lexkase@san.rr.com)

And from that day forward, billiards fans finally learned why he was given the nickname "Minnesota Fats." (JOSQUARD@aol.com)

"Oh, THERE's the ball guy." (kayladykay@aol.com)

Strangely enough, hardly anyone ever notices Fred's tattoo. (royboy@iglou.com)

The only problem is when he tries to use the bridge. (scalpel@aol.com)

Jim Carrey from 'Dumb and Dumber' lost more than his shirt when he played the local pool shark. (bonzo7@yahoo.com)

His friends call him Buck, short for buck-toothed and buck naked. (mitrep@aol.com)