(updated 14 Nov 03) 

Facial Hair

The Winner:

Australian For Stubble (sootnmoopy@aol.com)

The Runners Up:

And here we have the losers in the "2003, I'm Hairier Than Your Sister-in-law" contest. (lovepeaceguy68@aol.com)

"Uh, sir, we haven't found Osama, but I did locate Waldo..." (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

One of these things is not like the other/ One of these things just doesn't belong./ Can you guess which guy will ask out another/ By the time I finished this song? Hint...feathers (tireddebb@aol.com)

The line waiting for refunds in the Remington "Shaves close as a blade or your money back" promotion. (Pootybrew@earthlink.net)

Russian housewives at rally complain about the lack of men willing to get married. (Pootybrew@earthlink.net)

Bill And Ted's Obscure Historical Adventure (jdcoops3@aol.com)

Not once in the history of "The Beard Club" has a woman taken them up on their offer of "Free Mustache Rides". (nodmychin@sbcglobal.net)

Thespian witness protection program. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

You should see their husbands. (pyanochk@stetson.edu)

Rejected album cover for Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. (motorbreath2000@netscape.net)

With the Taliban gone and the burkas off, the women of Afghanistan are showing amazing diversity in their sense of style. (noncomposmentiss@aol.com)

These guys never need a napkin! (Sugarbaybee69@aol.com)

A mustache and beard contest? No...try guys who have never been laid. (lexkase@san.rr.com)

As you can see.. the world is full of those HAIRY-KRISHNAS... (gregparsons1968@aol.com)

On second thought, Bill Gates' haircut doesn't look all that bad. (jaynashvil@aol.com)

A press release photo of Val Kilmer's alter-egos in the Saint 2. (funandgames@jeremiah2911.org)

The not so well known follow up to "We Are the World" with Baron Munchausen, Charlie Daniels, Juan Valdez, and Canuck of the North. (RodentsRred@hotmail.com)

500 pounds of food were gathered today and donated to starving people using the "pick the facial hair" method. (jeanjeanbsmyth@aol.com)