(updated 17 Feb 04) 

Yes, It Was Inevitable...

The Winner:

In the chess-like game of publicity, Janet tells Michael..."Your move!" (guitartexn@aol.com)


The Runners Up:

This photo's gonna get more hits than Cheech and Chong in the 70's! (MrglsJon@aol.com)

And now the star of our show... (MooseSpeak@netscape.net)

Somewhere in the distance... L'il Kim says a little prayer of thanks. (trilliumlife@aol.com)

I am shocked! I am outraged! Could we see the other one too? (rampage1984@msn.com)

Was I the only one who counted 3 boobs there? (Lucretio_Manna@Yahoo.com)

It was Half-time...so it was symbolic. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

I'm having a wardrobe malfunction. My pants are getting tighter. (ahines3103@aol.com)

The Super Bowl advertisement winner was the new "Got Milk?" ad!!! (Marcwwolf@aol.com)

Just-in, Janet out. (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

Justin Timberlake pulls the biggest rip-off move of his career. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Why do the Jacksons have to have only one: one glove, one boob with a star, one idiot brother named Jermaine. (marymarg27608@yahoo.com)

President Bush slept through the half-time show, but you can bet Clinton saw the WHOLE thing. (darkmanwork@hotmail.com)

Monday morning, Cameron Diaz faces the immortal dilemma... get rid of one boob or get two bigger ones. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

Hey, Look... It's TITo Jackson. (ahines3103@aol.com)

Despite his lewd and devilish acts during the Super Bowl, 9 out of 10 viewers still believe that Justin Timberlake is gay. (pizzafreak48076@aol.com)

All of a sudden milk is outselling beer at the refreshment stand. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

Officials at CBS suddenly realized they should have been more suspicious when MTV executives kept referring to the production as the "Super Bowl Half-naked Show". (spjk2k@aol.com)

Hey is that Michael's nose? (mwatts@nhbakersfield.com; reakinhavoc1971@aol.com)

Forty million teenage girls didn't even notice Janet Jackson's breast...they were shocked at how ugly Justin looks when he doesn't shave. (pizzafreak48076@aol.com)