(updated 17 Jan 04) 

Spongebob Fan?

The Winner:

A Gross Copyright Violation (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

The Runners Up:

Somewhere in the distance, a child screams. (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

Spongebob Roundpants (e-marlon@sio.midco.net; william.fishburne@verizon.net)

Whatever you do, keep your fingers away from his mouth. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

Brenda's hopes of a perfect escape from the mental institute was abandoned as she realized that her ID bracelet would give her away.............. (JwbZwcFng@Aol.com)

In response to criticism from various feminist groups, hip-hop videos will soon feature a more realistic portrayal of women in Harlem. (spjk2k@aol.com)

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife?? Obviously, never has he.... (JwbZwcFng@aol.com)

Subtle hints from your woman to tell you she is retaining water. (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

"I heard that roundpants comment...let's go sister...c'mon!" (RWich928@aol.com)

Sponge bob knew he shoulda been on top... (sassy16t926@aol.com)

"Wanna see me make his lips move?" (Flacsb252@wmconnect.com)

"Oh, I KNOW she isn't wearing the same outfit as me. I knew there was something up with this Jerry Springer show." (watch4whales@yahoo.com)

Sponge Bob: "Damn, I thought once I was out of the ocean I'd quit smelling dead fish..." (genesus224@aol.com)

She misunderstood when her friends suggested the sponge as a contraceptive. Funny enough, this works just as well. (murdoctor@aol.com; carissa_chris@yahoo.com)

This is one performance of "The Vagina Monologues" I'd just as soon miss. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

A Michael Jackson fan, this woman hopes to entice the King of Pop with her kiddie attire. (tenaciousfiend24@sbcglobal.net)

It's called thinking ahead people, if there's a party going on downstairs and you happen to be a sleepwalker, DON'T wear your Spongebob jammies to bed! (imsherl0ck@aol.com)

Halfway through her act the party guests promised to pay the stripper double if she DID NOT show them her "Sponge Bob Surprise". (fbmarz@earthlink.net)

Sponge Bob Fan? I thought it was the "Hey, Kool-Aid!" pitcher! (not2greedy69@aol.com)

Next time on TLC's "What Not to Wear: Party Edition"... (imsherl0ck@aol.com)

For some people, laundry day can be quite embarrassing. (BikeMike101@hotmail.com)

You know your kid's birthday party is gonna bomb when.... (n_zukowski@hotmail.com)

Is the ocean dry now or what? (chefrandy@charter.net)

The natural choice as spokesman for the new contraceptive sponge. (Pootybrew@earthlink.net)

Spongyblob Scarepants (murdoctor@aol.com)

Bertha suddenly stops in mid-Macarena after spotting herself in a mirror. (spjk2k@aol.com)

Upon entering the New Year's Eve bash, Lisa painfully remembers that Halloween is the one where you dress up. (tainsam@aol.com)

For sale to pay medical bills: One digital camera. Great quality, here's the last picture taken. (agoudie@cableone.net)

Aretha Franklin preparing to be honored at the Nickelodeon Awards. (lacee7700@aol.com)

Once again another pathetic attempt by Walt Disney to destroy Nickelodeon's reputation (Christopher_Michael_16@hotmail.com)

"But it SAID, "One size fits all..." (kayladykay@aol.com)

Gertrude could not understand why nobody wanted her to give them a sponge bath. I mean -- she had the look! (JIMKEBARN@aol.com)

If a picture says a thousand words...why am I speechless? (PenguAnn2@aol.com)