(updated 18 Dec 04) 

Construction Worker

The Co-Winners:

Even Levi's didn't want their name on this one. (skibip@aol.com)

"Yeah, I been wearin'em ever since my wife found'em in the pick-up!" (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

The Runners Up:

At his night job at Chippendales, Billy Bob, only had to bring one tool. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Hey! We have no concrete evidence that he is gay... (res0dmc2@verizon.net)

The ACME construction company didn't know that their ad for a "Floor Stripper" would interest the wrong kind of applicants but the company put them to work anyway. (fbmarz@earthlink.net)

When Jim asked Frank if he was with his girlfriend last night, he replied.." What in the world makes you think that?.." (allen018@aol.com)

"I wish my wife would do laundry more often." (breehlm@wmconnect.com)

Josh should have known when he ordered his back brace on-line and the choice came back "magenta or purple", that he had wandered into the wrong site. (pec@gis.net)

"My probation officer said 'no more crack'." (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

Those Masons are always hiding something. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

"I bought it with money from my truss fund." (mashallaha@aol.com)

My girlfriend has a thong just like that. Thanks for ruining that for me, ya bunch of #%&@&s. (noncomposmentiss@aol.com)

..someone lost a bet!!! (allen018@aol.com; humorbear@aol.com)

Well, nobody can say HE'S not in touch with his feminine side! (BRE727@aol.com)

Some guys are lucky and look good wearing anything. (richdiandkids@optonline.net)

He has an audition with the village people straight after work......maybe straight isn't the right word to use. (pandie76@hotmail.com)

I'm thinking his tools are not the only thing hanging out. (SPTirish@aol.com)

"I think the new safety manager misunderstood me when I said I needed a ball bearing safety support strap." (madavis62@alltel.net)

The Chippendale Dancers save a lot of money by building their own stage. (jdcoops3@aol.com)

On the jobsite, this guy's ass crack is known as the "mason's dicks in" line. (noncomposmentiss@aol.com)

When you wake up without clean underwear at your girlfriends house, there ARE "strings attached." (stan@squidworks.com)

"Before I became a construction worker I worked full time as a plumber and part time at the strip club." (Brad270cal@aol.com)

New Victoria Secret ad campaign for 2005. (dade0h44@aol.com)

Melanie's hormone shots were NOT working. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

The self-fulfilling prophecy of a boy named Sue. (SusanCarol428@aol.com)

Paybacks for all the bra snapping you did in junior high. (watch4whales@yahoo.com)

I'll bet dollars to donuts that hammer's got some stories to tell. (gambleandbluff@aol.com)

"When ya gots the booty, ya gots to frame it properly." (tpanner@inorbit.com)