(updated 18 Feb 06) 

Tickle Me

The Quad-Winners:

"Today's episode has been brought to you by the number 36 and the letter D..." (murdoctor@aol.com; cdmauger@aol.com)

Elmo is beside himself trying to figure out how he woke up in this predicament. (luganrn77@yahoo.com)

We all have strong suspicions as to exactly what happened to the vibrating boxes. (thedraugr@yahoo.com)

"Damn it Elmo! You're tit faced again!" (dennisilvr@aol.com)

The Runners Up:

Only one thing on this guy's mind..the tickle down theory! (maxcel200@aol.com)

Sesame Streetwalker (murdoctor@aol.com; stigg@cs.com)

Victoria should have kept her latest secret. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Once again, Brazilian kid's shows prove to be wayyyyy better than our American ones. (thedraugr@yahoo.com)

Talk about Wardrobe Malfunction - Big Bird forgot the whole costume... (mitchwatts@yahoo.com)

"Can you tell me how to get to Sex-a-me Street?" (murdoctor@aol.com)

When Ted Nugent hunts Muppets, he doesn't fill guilty because he uses every part of his kill. (fparsons@yahoo.com; mitchwatts@yahoo.com)

Suddenly that coat made from clubbed baby seals doesn't seem so bad. (darkmanwork@hotmail.com)

Tommy Hilfiger -- as always, on the cutting edge of fashion. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

The Charles Manson Amateur Hour...the worst reality TV. (maxcel200@aol.com)

The band finally fired their agent after they asked for some "emo" back-up singers and got THIS. (darkmanwork@hotmail.com)

She looks pretty good for riding five hours on the back of a Harley. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

I'll give her two "test-tickles". (jaberwock@yahooy.com)

She was getting a little tired of people yelling "Got your nose(s)" after all, she wasn't stupid. (agapeagent@yahoo.com)

Simon Cowell was duly impressed, and she made it through to the next round. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

"Wait 'til my boyfriend shows you his Snuffleupagus!" (archerjoe@hotmail.com; darkmanwork@hotmail.com)

How Kevin Clash's wife gets a little "hand-puppet" action from him at night... (murdoctor@aol.com)

Brought to you by the Children's Television Crackhouse. (deweywins@yahoo.com)

The PBS Hit Squad took care of the bitch right after this photo was taken. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

No one knew quite what to expect when they opened those dusty old trunks from the late Jim Henson's attic. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

"One! Two! Two Elmo covered boobies! Hahahahahahah!" (lightning crashes) (MrglsJon@aol.com)

I'll tickle that Elmo any day. (LoLa39@msn.com; brat.cat@verizon.net)

She should have asked to borrow my Elmo slippers for the full effect. (DavidGoTribe@aol.com)