(updated 19 Sep 05) 

Pull Over

The Tri-Winners:

Once again, Bob gets pulled over for haulin' ass. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com; dzed68@yahoo.com)

She Harley has anything on... (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

"Ma'am, can you please step off of the bike........slowly." (Naskarkid9@aol.com)

The Runners Up:

"Quick Honey!! Hide the crack." (dennisilvr@aol.com)

I wonder if she's ever been rear ended. (NonComposMentiss@aol.com)

"Did you realize your trunk is open?" (murdoctor@aol.com)

Thinking back on the day, Karl wished that he hadn't been in such a rush to get to the rally. Butt you know what they say, "Hind sight is 20 20". (JwbZwcFng@Aol.Com)

She had a hard time keeping hold on to her hat and the skirt at the same time. (edprocoat@msn.com)

"Keep your pants on, Honey, I'll handle this..." (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

The officer finally got to the front to see what was causing the 54 car line of traffic. (nstn@statefarm.com)

The cop just wants to get to the bottom of this. (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)

"But, officer, she's a plumber. Really!" (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

"Yeah, you can dye your hair Paris, but somehow we still know it's you." (NonComposMentiss@aol.com)

"I'm sorry sir, but I'm gonna have to take her in..." (jisargent66@yahoo.com)

"Pull your ass over!" (dennisilvr@aol.com; naskarkid9@aol.com)

Cher's Last Tour. (lacee7700@aol.com)

Responding to a multi-fatality crash, Officer Guido finds indisputable proof that crack kills. (edprocoat@msn.com)

Looks like she's smuggling a Jawa under her ass. (NonComposMentiss@aol.com)

The officer pulled them over for being cheeky. (nstn@statefarm.com)

What is not shown is that the officer followed them for 25 miles, reeeeeeeal close. (nstn@statefarm.com)

Officer Jenkins was looking forward to this sobriety test... (murdoctor@aol.com)

The only crack in the entire highway... (rochford@netaus.net.au)

Gas, grass or ass?...I guess we know what she offered for the ride. (NonComposMentiss@aol.com; bhsmrtgrrl@yahoo.com)

Another clear-cut case of an emissions violation. (HerzogVon@aol.com; fbmarz@earthlink.net)

Hell's Anals. (NonComposMentiss@aol.com)

She was in REAR FORM that day... (ESH3404716@aol.com)

Looks like she's in trouble for not wearing a helmet. (NonComposMentiss@aol.com); dennisilvr@aol.com)

We won't even get into how they were signaling lane changes. (drmccullers@aol.com)

"Honey, I think my skirt got caught in the chain again..." (glacier68@comcast.net)

He claimed to be a police asscort. (ESH3404716@aol.com)

I guess the "Just Married" sign fell off. (L1061S@go.com)

Would you look at that? Someone spelled "police" wrong. (candaceelder2002@yahoo.com)

Fashion violation, white after Labor Day! (Penguann2@aol.com; wintermaza@hotmail.com)

Another derrieredevil gets nailed. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)