(updated 1 Feb 03) 

The Deer Hunter

The Winner:  Doe, a deer, a female deer. Ray, a moron with a gun. (kaycorbett@hotmail.com)

The Runners Up:  

When Billy Bob said he wanted a trophy deer to mount, I thought he meant on the wall. (Truckerex@wmconnect.com)

Best time for the hunt..according to Bubba's "Manual for Dummies", is at the crack of dawn after a full moon. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

And all Bambi could do was stare in amazement...he had heard of the dreaded asselope but he never thought he would be face to face with the beast. (KicknDrummer@aol.com)

All of a sudden, the silence was broken by a HUGE crack! (ejks1954@aol.com)

Bob said he was hunting for deer but it was obvious to all that what he was really looking for was a good goose. (SpinyNorma@aol.com)

Two white-tailed bucs. (jaynashvil@aol.com)

The eternal struggle of nature vs. nature. (mykehalpinstudio@aol.com)

For the deer... Death rears its ugly head... Or is it heads its ugly rear? (fparsons@yahoo.com)

Billy Joe Bob successfully scores with his new "Buck in Rut" scent! (mountain51@aol.com)

Sorry, I just can't think of a fanny caption for this photo. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

"I dropped my pants for how many bucks?????" (gregparsons68@yahoo.com)

Secret PETA photo of needless animal cruelty. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

Bubba knew his best shot would be with a full moon behind him. (mgrauman@aol.com)

"That sure is a nice big butt...er, buck." (starbucksgirl150@aol.com; boogiewithbri@aol.com )

It never fails, whenever you're on the pot - the phone rings, someone knocks on your front door, or a deer comes up on you... it just never fails! (boogiewithbri@aol.com; necrodyne@excite.com)

Damn! He's buck naked! (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net; ANGELSPOONMIN@aol.com)

Locals always said Bob was a "crack" shot. (mcsestretch@hotmail.com)

"I want to make sure I don't crap my pants when this deer decides to come after me." (Rego11@aol.com)

This rifle's gotta helluva kick, Jeremiah. (deezzine@aol.com)

I tried to tell Michael Cimino that casting Harvey Keitel in the remake was a bad idea. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

Welcome to an Alabama family picnic where the meat is fresh, and there is always plenty of "moon-shine". (trlymurph@aol.com)

Chuck was alerted to the deer's presence by its laughter. (muhltrayne@yahoo.com)

I said "buck shot" you moron, not "butt shot"! (deezzine@aol.com)

Sorry Bambi, but non-quilted toilet paper really puts me in a bad mood. (BikeMike101@aol.com)

"Hot damn! That worked better than my deer call!" (MrsMikeyDee@aol.com)

Clem was a crappy shot. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

"Oh, deer, butt isn't it cold outside?" He assed. (sterlinglady1116@aol.com)