(updated 1 Mar 03) 

Surgeons

The Winner:  "So, I tell him that the thinned nose, the weak chin and the cheek implants would look totally out of place without permanent eyeliner... and he BOUGHT it!" (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

The Runners Up:  

Operation: That famous game you loved as a child is getting a face lift. (BikeMike101@aol.com)

Specialize in cosmetic surgery--can't "Beat It!" (pec@gis.net)

"So then this guy says, I bet you a million dollars you can't make Michael Jackson be all over the news in 2003...." (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

Surgeons display what they actually removed from Michael Jackson. (jaynashvil@aol.com)

Just hours before his third nose was dangled out of the operating room window... (bj.mills@excite.com)

"It was expensive surgery, but doesn't Bubbles look GREAT?" (Cantw82paint@aol.com)

"Quick, get Mary Shelly!! She's got to see this!!" (LadyOfSplendor@aol.com)

Kickbacks at the cosmetic surgery clinic to nod yes at the "...only two surgeries." claim by Michael Jackson. (chefrandy@charter.net)

The new comeback season for ER just wasn't the same... (pigbella1@aol.com)

"Ha Ha Ha! Not even THIS much money can fix THAT!" (dakotadave57104@yahoo.com; vmw106@aol.com)

"Four noses on Boardwalk - that's gonna cost ya!" (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

"Just think how much more we'll make when he wants us to put all the pieces back on." (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

They say a picture is worth 1000 words, well in this case it's worth about 10,000,0000 bucks! (Stan790@aol.com)

At the Plastic Surgeons Center, the pot continues to grow in the "Which part of Michael's face will fall off first?" pool. (Doug0320@aol.com)

"Thank God we hid all of Michael's mirrors!" (tomcnagy@hotmail.com)

"SAAAY! Lets make him look like John Merrick!" (jeanjeanbsmyth@aol.com)

"Hey, I think I see another spot we haven't done. Let's call Michael and stress the "importance" of this surgery. Cha ching!" (complexhippie@aol.com)

"That much? Geez, it costs an arm and a leg for a nose these days...haha!" (JOSQUARD@aol.com)