(updated 1 Mar 04) 

Bike Mishap

The Co-Winners:

Years later, Bud would insist he'd lost the testicle in a bar fight. (chharget@aol.com)

Every Saturday afternoon the girls go to the superglue patch and wait for the fun to unfold. (BPaul317@aol.com)

The Runners Up:

Brenda, Jennifer, and Heather would lay for hours on end contemplating modern sculpture. (bchbums99@cox-internet.com)

Billy was hoping to get laid, but instead just got laid out. (colewyn@yahoo.com)

Whoah! Watch out for the three big speed bumps when riding your bike. (gyneka1@aol.com)

The dangers of trying to ride AND chew gum. (william.fishburne@verizon.net)

With no time to spare Josh made his decision. The one in the middle would break his fall the best. (Ripster40@yahoo.com)

That chick in the middle? J-Lo. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

Extreme sports? No, extreme stupidity. (marymarg27608@yahoo.com)

"I don't understand why my Mom tells me to wear clean underwear in case of an accident, because every time this happens I just poop in them!" (ChrisAndBrandi69@aol.com)

Evil Knievil tries his biggest stunt yet.....jumping over the Dixie Chicks and their egos! (reakinhavoc1971@aol.com)

The Amazing Flippo manages to avoid major crotch damage at the relatively piddling price of his dignity. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

Kids, don't try this at home -- try this at college! (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

The groupies of Tony Hawk finally had the best angle to see that he wasn't wearing a cup. (Pinoy9@aol.com)

"...dammit! wait, watch, I can do this, watch...damn! Wait, that one was a practice, keep watching...dammit! Hang on, this time for sure...son of a..." (spjk2k@aol.com)

Well, at least we know the front brakes work. (witsend@sevinex.com)

"Watch this kids! I have numbers for all my tricks...I call this the Nine-One-One!" (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

...it was at that moment Jim realized a jock strap would be helpful. (gravitationalcollapse@yahoo.com)

"Torque" starring a dorque. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Never before captured on film, the mating dance of the rare, Bare-Breasted Urban Half-wit. (dakrmanwork@hotmail.com)

The local Science Club gathers to once again determine the escape velocity of Gerald's boxer shorts (it was the girl's idea). (trilliumlife@aol.com)

Nike "Just Do It" ad out-takes. (chharget@aol.com; robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

Bill is still trying to convince people that Bike Gymnastics should be an Olympic sport. (watch4whales@yahoo.com)

Now, if only the girls would flip over HIM... (MooseSpeak@netscape.net)

A body in motion... (Joker@TheKidders.com)

"O.K. ladies. Which one of you ordered the 'Dork-O-Gram'?" (lovepeaceguy68@aol.com)

Bike rodeo has a small but loyal following. (fparsons@yahoo.com)