(updated 22 Feb 03) 

Rats!

The Winner:  Michael Jackson's child at breakfast. Gives me the Willards. (lacee7700@aol.com)

The Runners Up:  

The Pied Piper....The Early Years (tomcnagy@hotmail.com)

Baby Akar was always considered the "strange one" of the litter, what with his large head and pale, nearly hairless body. (pigbella1@aol.com)

So this is what "lachrymose" really looks like.... (Jasmine640@aol.com)

Seems to me like this child's parents don't give "a rat's ass". (hynochic73@aol.com)

This week on "Infant Fear Factor"........ (tcp374@aol.com)

Steven King: My childhood memories. (Truckerex@wmconnect.com)

With your pledge of only 75 cents a month you can help little Jessica get clean clothes, fresh food and rabies shots.... (Jasmine640@aol.com)

Just another day at the "Pied Piper Day Care Center", Hamelin Germany. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

"Go, Little Billy, go! Drown that cat! Remember, six Yu-Gi-Oh packs are in it for you!" (JOSQUARD@aol.com)

How Ozzy acquired his taste for rodents. (grumpchong@aol.com)

Little Jimmy's punishment seemed a bit harsh, just for spilling his milk. (RasGold@aol.com)

"Damn, I dropped my pacifier in here somewhere." (glacier@nwlink.com)

"Cripes! Can't you guys wait until we turn this stuff into cheese?" (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

I said "Fix the baby a bowl of RICE Krispies", damnit!!!! (trlymurph@aol.com)

"The Real World" meets "The Third World." (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

The kid does not have a rat's chance in hell of getting a drink of milk! (jeanjeanbsmyth@aol.com)

The reason rats love to eat children is because they don't get soggy...even in milk! (Truckerex@wmconnect.com)

Okay, which one of you ratted on me? (Ttfranks9@aol.com)

I can't think of anything funny when I'm vomiting. Sorry. (JoyfulDJoy@aol.com)

It's "Bring Your Kid to Work Day" at the law firm. (jaynashvil@aol.com)

"Sarah! Don't put your hands in the bowl of milk....that is very unsanitary!" (ricktodabone@aol.com)