(updated 23 Jun 05) 

Rainy Day?

The Tri-Winners:

Superman was right: X-ray vision was not always a good thing. (skibip@aol.com)

Nudists in training. (giraffic_art@yahoo.com)

Another Mentos commercial in the works. (noncomposmentiss@aol.com)

The Runners Up:

Unfortunately, the law was not clear on this issue. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

"I don't understand why our kids didn't want to come out with us." (messenger_si@sbcglobal.net)

Before meeting Neo, Trinity went on some really lame dates. (noncomposmentiss@aol.com)

"Frank, you look ridiculous like that - pull your socks up!" (rochford@netaus.net.au)

"Swingin' in the rain..." (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

The turn out at the 'Blade Runner' convention has been looking more and more dismal each year. (zcktomcat@aol.com)

Ah, The Netherlands. You want to go to work without pants, you go to work without pants! (tpanner@inorbit.com)

Before they were arrested, Rosie and Ralph got their fifteen minutes of cellofame. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Brief encounter in the rain.. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

"This storm must be nasty, everyone is running inside!" (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Leaving Las Vegas. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

"We're waiting for the mother ship." (messenger_si@sbcglobal.net)

Giving panty lines a whole new meaning. (old.curmudgeon@hmoforum.com)

Some people won't even let a mugging spoil there Sunday outing. (tpanner@inorbit.com)

It's that terrible dream where you forget to wear pants, shirts or be attractive in any way. (Kamasushi@gmail.com)

His usual dates are plastic on the outside and AIR on the inside. (noncomposmentiss@aol.com)

Of course she's got a purse. Somebody has to carry his wallet and keys. (tgroves@wi.rr.com)

Oh my gosh, didn't you know that invisible is the new black? (zcktomcat@aol.com)

"Singin' in the rain, we're singin' in the rain, what a glorious feeling we escaped from the looney bin again" (BRE727@aol.com)

Guy: "So, just what exactly did you mean by, 'Put a sock in it'?" (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

Pray for snow, or an early winter, anything to get these two off the streets! (ESH4304716@aol.com)

Claude and Celine love to tell American tourist jokes to each other as they stroll the streets of Paris. (lexkase@san.rr.com)

"I don't CARE if it's raining! This is OUR vacation and we ARE coming home with a TAN! (fbmarz@earthlink.net)

"Damn, hon..they were right about New York..will ya just look at those weirdos on the bench over there?" (RWich928@aol.com)

"I can't believe we got the last two in the store. What are the chances?" (Dreale12@aol.com)

Disproving the rule that couples who dress alike are too cute. (jaynashvil@aol.com)

It's not nearly as cool once those things start to steam up. (old.curmudgeon@hmoforum.com)

'While you should let your humans exercise to get that proper, tasty ratio of fat and lean, always remember to keep them tightly wrapped so that they will stay fresh and marinate deliciously in their own juices.' --Excerpt, Page 32, 'To Serve Man' (thedraugr@yahoo.com)

"Does this outfit make my penis look small?" (terdeis@shaw.ca)

Hate to see the summer catalogue. (phil82@blueyonder.co.uk)