(updated 23 Sep 03) 

Rollerblading Guy

The Winner: What kind of weed was he whacking when he thought this up? (funandgames@jeremiah2911.org)

The Runners Up:

Rebel without a clue. (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

As you can see, we finally have a definitive answer for the long term effects of drugs. (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

Most people thought Ray was nuts, so he set out to remove them. (reidayork@aol.com)

"Who cares if it doesn't propel me? The vibrations alone are taking me places I've never been." (williemelmoth@aol.com)

After the burritos and baked beans, it's as close as you can get to perpetual motion. (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)

SOOO that's how they got those testicles on Fear Factor. (greeniis14@aol.com)

Hey, whatever takes attention away from the mustache....... (dstone73@bellsouth.net)

"I don't need a helmet -- I don't have any brains." (BPaul317@aol.com)

Weed-whacko (n_zukowski@hotmail.com)

He's gonna discover what's wrong with this setup at the first speed bump. (laugh@starpower.net)

Manolo, the Mexican MacGyver, devised a quick and speedy way to escape his captors with an oscillating fan, a weed-whacker, and a pair of rollerblades. (thayes36@cfl.rr.com)

Redneck Segway (spamalope@access4less.net)

It was all fun and games until he came upon a team of Clydesdales and the sh*t really began to hit the fan. (StanYan1@aol.com)

Another successful audition for "White Trash American Idol." (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

If "Rocket Man" had been a Troma Films production. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

Practicing for David Letterman's Stupid Human Tricks (phillymommyof4@aol.com)

Another tragic victim of too many "Roadrunner & Coyote" cartoons. (Fletcher_Sheet@hotmail.com)

License revoked for DWI? Don't be stuck at home, regain your lost mobility! Call now for a free trial... (medic_92@yahoo.com)

After the alien abduction, Manuel was able to get on with his life. He only wished they had remembered to remove the probe. (grumpchong@aol.com)