(updated 24 Nov 04) 

Thanksgiving Couple

The Winner:

The tryptophan in turkey puts humans to sleep. For dogs and cats, the effect is much worse... (JOSQUARD@aol.com)

The Runners Up:

After downing the traditional turkey, pumpkin pie and eggnog; Fido and Fifi finished it off with a chaser. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Pants optional Thanksgiving never really caught on. (SPTirish@aol.com)

Chief Chases-Cars-Down-The-Street greets his new friend Cat Standish with the traditional, "Bow How?" (threetreeshill@yahoo.com)

After the big feast they spent the afternoon fighting like cats and dogs. (dakotadave57104@yahoo.com)

Here you see the poster children for cruelty to animals. (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

There's a turkey, too, but he's the one that dressed them up and took the picture. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com; MrglsJon@aol.com)

The anguish of Rex's suppressed contempt and rage, gave birth to the phrase "there is more than one way to skin a cat." (DaJakAiss@aol.com)

Wow, I can't even get my kids to pose like that for a picture. (threetreeshill@yahoo.com)

If the Village People had pets... (JwbZwcFng@Aol.Com)

What the Pilgrims first saw when the Indians introduced to them peyote. (Mistahtom@aol.com; Truckerex@insightbb.com)

"...ahh, man..just wait til the boys at the pound see this..I have a feeling they are going to show me why they call it the pound..." (allen018@aol.com)

Yeah...I think this one's gonna turn out just a little different from the original. (l1061s@GO.COM)

The truce about cats and dogs. (maxcel200@aol.com)

"OK...... So, we decided to bury the hatchet for the holidays..... but I still think Chief needs a Tic Tac....." (JwbZwcFng@Aol.Com)

"Go ahead and laugh...but tonight while you sleep we are leaving special presents in your shoes." (JoyfulDJoy@aol.com)

Try and get this marriage past the Bush Administration. (richdiandkids@optonline.net)

"Happy Thanksgiving, my fuzzy brown butt. Fluffy, you go for his jugular. I'll destroy the film." (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

"Don't worry, I'll still be chasin' your ass on the 26th!" (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

For the Love of God. Someone call PETA ASAP. (JoyfulDjoy@aol.com)

"Hey...you, taking the picture...yeah, YOU! There better be an extra helping of stuffing with some liver paté involved after this debacle, or I'm going to scratch your eyes out!" (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)