(updated 24 Sep 04) 

Motorcycle Riders

The Co-Winners:

Fred's decision to wear a helmet came many years too late. (Seeker@vcoms.net)

...looks like this fella is ready to LAY some rubber!!! (allen018@aol.com)

The Runners Up:

Bernie's tires, girlfriend and ego....all over inflated! (maxcel200@aol.com)

Chuck, always a bit simple, thought that if plastic ducks attract real ducks, then this was worth a try. (chharget@aol.com)

Embarrassingly, Barry-the-lonely-accountant misunderstood when he arrived for the seminar on inflation. (lexkase@san.rr.com)

Skyler's date would always get depressed if she left her pumps at home. (maxcel200@aol.com)

When the checkout girl said "paper or plastic," you know what he said! (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

This is just one of the things Sam had to do to distract attention from the color of his bike. (ukkfayooyay@aol.com)

Just further proof that only REAL women love men who ride Harley Davidsons. (JOSQUARD@aol.com)

Tom was the only one who thought it was an upgrade when he went from "imaginary" friend to "inflatable." (chharget@aol.com)

She has a certain air about her. (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

Guinness Book of World Records holder, Stan Lipinsky: Three flats on the same motorcycle at the same time. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Definitely not standard, but the airbag system is nice... (GerriHan65@aol.com)

....and even *she* told him "not on the first date" (beachboy200@yahoo.com)

Ralph's "custom backrest" was the envy of the local bike club. (Ddante64@aol.com; terdeis@shaw.ca)

Fill 'er up! (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

"Well, since I can't carry a spare tire, I carry spare air." (kevbob270@yahoo.com)

Last living photo of Terrance Gleeb...hours before he tried to join up with Hell's Angels. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Contestant hopeful for "The X Games" is confused on the concept. (TheWhineCritic@aol.com)

And everyone still finds it a miracle that Tom found a date for the reunion... (Lucretio_Manna@yahoo.com)

That's so disgustingly tacky. Who has a lime green motorcycle? (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

"Born to be Mild." (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

"So BYOB doesn't mean bring your own blow-up doll?" (borkat@comcast.net)

Yea well, it's not a real Harley either. (L1061S@go.com)

"SLEAZY RIDER" (paracletus3@aol.com)

The back of his shirt says, "If you can read this, the b!%ch has a leak!" (darkmanwork@hotmail.com)

Cher finally goes too far with the plastic surgery. (e-marlon@sio.midco.net; SMRbear1@aol.com)