(updated 25 Apr 04) 

Mud Parking

The Tri-Winners:

Monopoly's Baltic Avenue as seen through a magnifying glass: Now aren't you ashamed you put up all those cheap houses? (HerzogVon@aol.com)

After returning home from a week away, they discover that somebody has tidied up the place. (philden82@aol.com)

The wreck of Edmunds Fitz's Geo. (jaynashvil@aol.com)

The Runners Up:

When pigs find technology. (bblack17@hotmail.com)

Stop complaining. Do you know how much a parking space like this goes for in Manhattan? (BikeMike101@hotmail.com)

The Chevys apparently sank "Like a Rock". (deweyever@attbi.com)

How to flood the engine... and the driving compartment, and most of the trunk. (witsend@sevinex.com)

"Under-tipped Valet Horror Stories...next on Jerry Springer." (deweyever@attbi.com)

Betcha that doesn't show up on CARFAX. (witsend@sevinex.com)

When their husbands said, "Sweetheart, take the car to get a mud bath..." this is not what they had in mind. (ChrisAndBrandi69@aol.com)

When asked to ship these cars to China..this is not quite how we imagined... (allen018@aol.com)

Bob's car spa and mud bath never did really take off. (chharget@aol.com; Imsmiles@aol.com)

Whoa! Talk about a carpool! (LastComicStandng@aol.com)

Be-holed the Fords and Chevrolets! (khalazdad@adelphia.net)

Free parking at the redneck fairgrounds. (RasGold@cox.net)

Once again Billy Bob and the boys get to drinking and forget that on Saturday nights the trailer park is flooded for the Sunday afternoon Mud Wrestling championships. (Rabdreadr@aol.com)

When female mud wrestlers drive. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

Karen wanted a mink stole. Bud heard sink hole. (chharget@aol.com)

Welcome to Billy Joel's driving school. (BikeMike101@hotmail.com)

With gas prices skyrocketing, cars have been forced to dig for their own oil. (Gambleandbluff@aol.com)

This is the current picture used in Ireland on the Anti Drink-Driving campaign. The headline reads "If You Drink When You Drive - You'll End Up In The Drink." (sheafitz1@netscape.net)

The above ground garages are more expensive, but I think they're worth it. (william.fishburne@verizon.net)

Three good reasons to invest in Mud-flaps. (sp723920@aol.com)

When everything dries out we can sell the cars and the huts "Dirt Cheap!" (AnmchiraE@aol.com)

Wow Make-out Point has changed! (Dreale12@aol.com)

"Darn, the toilet must've backed up." (Shanman452@aol.com)