(updated 25 Aug 05) 

Plumbing Truck

The Tri-Winners:

And #1 on the list of "Things that sounded good on paper"... (mcsestretch@hotmail.com)

Oddly enough in the middle of the night the truck starts running in the garage until the owner comes out and jiggles the door handle. (fparsons@yahoo.com)

The guy really gets "throne" into his work.... (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

The Runners Up:

Notice: Driver carries no change of underwear. (giraffic_art@yahoo.com)

Body made in Detroit, Michigan: Paint job done in Flushing, New York. (maxcel200@aol.com)

"See what YOU do when you get our bill!" (Phaartking@Yahoo.com)

Hey, the seat's not up! (robtone247@yahoo.com)

It's not real; there's no pile of magazines on the floor. (parlansharvest@yahoo.com)

Get a load a' this! (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Un-Canny! (ESH3404716@aol.com)

Ah. A dump truck. (LouMizzou@yahoo.com)

"This is one of my assets? No, no, I said, This is where my ass sits." (ESH3404716@aol.com)

Even though he was smiling, Joe knew he had a shitty position in the company. (bjjtoff@tds.net)

You should see the truck his brother, the gynecologist, drives. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

Hey you're leaking oil!...wait that's not oil. (NonComposMentiss@aol.com)

AIM? Damn, if you miss from that close you've got problems. (NonComposMentiss@aol.com)

People always told Cletus to get his ass in gear! (maxcel200@aol.com)

The search for alternative fuels taken to new levels.... (cmndrnineveh@aol.com; Eleman8859@aol.com)

We AIM to pees... (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

This thing must leave some interesting skid marks. (NonComposMentiss@aol.com)

Now, that's what I call Johnny on the Job! (mrus502@aol.com)

Brian would always wave to passers-by, and they would always wave back, though not with all their fingers. (handarazuur@hotmail.com)

As hard as he tries to be the best, sadly, he'll always be thought of as Number Two! (MrglsJon@aol.com)

The motto of THIS enterprise's fleet is "going where no man has gone before"! (maxcel200@aol.com)

Well, at least he isn't talking on his cell phone while driving. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

I'd hate to be the mechanic who works under the frame. (rod.renner@juno.com)

"Can I get some help over here. I seem to be out of gas." (dennisilvr@aol.com)

I guess this is what happens when you piss off the "pimp my ride" people. (gromitopia@yahoo.com)

Multi-tasking (skibip@aol.com)

In a related story, police have noted an increase in motorists who have car accidents because they can't stop laughing. (scalpel@aol.com)