(updated 25 Jan 03) 

Grazing

The Co-Winners: 

Daisy waits in vain for her little ones to come out of the PlayZone Room. (deezzine@aol.com)

AND

"I'd like a coke, an order of fries, and a quarter pound of my MOTHER, you bastards!" (Truckerex@wmconnect.com)

The Runners Up:  

"Watch out! Don't step in that whopper!" (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

When Bessy escaped the meat processing plant, she went to the safest place she could find. (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

Vito Carne-one insures that Bob "Big Cuddy" is sent to sleep with the Whoppers. (ashelley@knology.net)

Elbert, agent 0035, steaks out the evil empire. (dwarfmonk@yahoo.com)

Attention! New item at BK: "Moo-shi"! (guitartexn@aol.com)

Mrs. O'Leary's cow in Hell. (Mistahtom@aol.com)

"Jeez, what's taking so long, do they have to go kill a cow or something?" (Cantw82paint@aol.com)

He's not mad, but he's close... (WillyTheTunaFish@aol.com)

Like a moth to a flame. (egroeg@comcast.net)

Burger King goes with the new marketing strategy of "catch of the day." (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com)

I asked for a super-sized meal, but this is ridiculous. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

Home Home On the Kitchen Range... (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

Why Burger King never runs out of hamburgers...they always have live stock. (havesomepatience@aol.com)

"And here, kids, you can see what BK uses in their burgers. The cow's eating it now..." (laugh@starpower.net)

The closest beef actually got to a Burger King. (strollo5@aol.com)

Bossy, distraught and no longer content in any way, decides to end it all. (glacier@nwlink.com)

"Real beef?!!! Kid, you must be new here!! Chase that disgusting beast out of our lot!!!" (tcp374@aol.com)

Here we see Porter, spared by the people of Burger King as a gesture of goodwill, kissing the ground he walks upon. 'Life is good.' He mooed. (JDPSharkie@aol.com)

(somebody yelling from their car) "HEY PAL, MOOVE IT!" (ThaiDye4915@aol.com)

Billy pays his respects at Bossy's cremation. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

We told you it wasn't a good idea to open a franchise in New Delhi. (skibip@aol.com)

"We won't make it till you order it." (blazedamian@aol.com)

"Yes sir, the cheeseburger is $0.49, but it is a do-it-yourself special." (glacier@nwlink.com)

The Gateway cow's last attempt to find a job. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)