(updated 25 Jul 04) 

Horse Trailer?

The Co-Winners:

Mustang Sally finally agreed she should have slowed that Mustang down. (julie@blackbox.elsewhere.org)

Ya gotta be a redneck to love this sporting event: Demolition Kentucky Derby. (maxcel200@aol.com)

The Runners Up:

Getting towed by the Triple Neigh Club. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Bill always wanted more horses under his hood. (robtone247@yahoo.com; doc1x1@yahoo.com)

Horse and carnage. (doc1x1@yahoo.com)

Mister Ed wasn't paying attention to his driving when he saw the feed truck go by. (marymarg27608@yahoo.com)

I see the horse's head, where is the horse's ass? Driving the car! (mashallaha@aol.com)

Nobody was hurt and your insurance will cover the damage. So, uh...why the long face? (robtone247@yahoo.com)

Amish Towing Service (doc1x1@yahoo.com)

The chances of hitting a winning lottery ticket 1 in 14,000,000. The chances of running into the back of truck hauling horses 1 in 15,000,000. Go figure. (davidgotribe@aol.com)

Ed was perplexed at what could have went wrong with the "Race" gear. (agoudie@cableone.net)

Fran felt like a horse's ass after the car accident, but that was only because she was lodged in one. (Porcell78@AOL.com)

Who said don't put the car before the horse? (phil@aol.com; lacee7700@aol.com)

The new 2005 Mercury S(t)able LS (doc1x1@yahoo.com)

Sure I led him to the bar, officer, but I didn't make him drink. (robtone247@yahoo.com)

In the last episode of the show, Mister Ed backs the horse trailer up, trashing Wilbur's new car. A call to the glue factory soon follows. (murdoctor@aol.com)

Don't laugh, your sister might be inside.. oh, that IS your sister? (rochford@netaus.net.au)

Now, THAT'S what I call a vehicle with horsepower! HAW, HAW! (joseph.blevins@verizon.net)

I wonder if they have State Farm or Farmers Mutual insurance on that car. (doc1x1@yahoo.com)

Too bad about those 10 illegal aliens you were smuggling, buddy! (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

A common sight in Tennessee. (mychickenlips@aol.com)

The "Getaway Scene" that PETA insisted be added to the newly re-edited version of "The Godfather". (HerzogVon@aol.com)

I wouldn't buy that hunk of junk no matter how much 'horsepower' it has! (BRE727@aol.com)

Last existing Ford Pinto finally disposed of in El Paso.... (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)