(updated 25 Jun 03) 

Snaked

The Winner:  The "Hello Kitty snake", bred in Japan, may be the hottest import this Christmas season. (amazingpfil@yahoo.com)

The Runners Up: 

"Sex in the City" is going to finish the last season with nothing held back. (mashallaha@aol.com)

Alright, alright, move along people. Nothing to see here. (samuraikc2002@aol.com)

"If you can't get him off in another ten minutes, call 911!" (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

Okay, that's it! I volunteer to do the wildlife segments from now on!! (trlymurph@aol.com)

Mounty Python's Flying Cervix (murdoctor@aol.com)

Ahh yes...Tom and his trusty companion have found many ways to subtly look up women's skirts... (opalwitch7@aol.com)

Nine months ago when Susan said she had a one night stand with a snake, no one understood the magnitude of her claim. (HungBuffHungwell@aol.com)

Oh, Dear God! I thought he was joking when he asked if I wanted to see his trouser snake. (Pastlivesr6@aol.com)

A scene from Madonna's new video. (jrgracey1@aol.com)

Conclusive proof that size DOES matter to a woman. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

"Well, I think we finally cured her ophidiophobia..." (murdoctor@aol.com)

Ever wonder what happened to Joan Embry? (HerzogVon@aol.com)

A rare reptilian breed: The Pythong. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

Even though he was a lawyer, Bob just didn't believe the baby was really his. (kamasushi@aol.com)

"A loving snake seeks a loving home." (GIGGS731@AOL.C0M)

Bob in the background laughs, "Ha, Jerry, the snake gets luckier than you... and she's YOUR wife!" (differentdrum456@aol.com)

Adam finally gets his revenge on Eve...proving at last, the forbidden fruit wasn't really an apple, but rather, a cherry! (tackajoey@aol.com)

She's having trouble with her garters. (jaynashvil@aol.com)

The Guinness Book of World Records assured Miriam that she was a shoe in for "world's longest umbilical cord". (spjk2k@aol.com)

"For the first time in my life I have never felt so alive. Back to you ,Ted." (alkalinezachmo@yahoo.com)