(updated 25 Oct 05) 

Bear While Golfing

The Tri-Winners:

When the golfers told the press they had to fight off a grizzly bear...it was thought to be a terrible lie! (maxcel200@aol.com)

There are few things more dangerous than getting between a mother bear and her clubs. (NonComposMentiss@aol.com)

"That would explain the dogleg on the last hole..." (DaJakAiss@optonline.net)

The Runners Up:

Your puzzler for today: Which of these fellows will be penalized a stroke, and which will suffer one? (HerzogVon@aol.com)

Shortly after, there really was a hole in one. (AutumnEagl@yahoo.com)

"Heckuva trap here on the 9th, James!" (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

... and that's how the foursome turned into a gruesome. (murdoctor@aol.com)

The sign that said 'Don't play near the Cub House' was NO misprint guys! (dennisilvr@aol.com)

Unlike professionals, weekend golfers will allow the slightest thing to break their concentration! (maxcel200@aol.com)

"What do you think, Harold..a pitching wedge?" "No, for that shot I'd say a 7 Millimeter Remington, thirty ought six!" (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

That's a gimmie if I ever saw one. (nstn@statefarm.com; cdmauger@aol.com)

Tragically, their forth, Larry, was concentrating on his putt when his last words were; "I know what an Eagle is but what's a Bear?" (lexkase@san.rr.com)

Damn, Bill. When you said we might get to see the Golden Bear, we thought you meant Jack Nicklaus!! (kevbob270@yahoo.com; steve_medel@oxy.com)

Sand trap? Try playing it out of the BEAR trap! (cdmauger@aol.com)

Golfing in the mountains of Colorado looked good in the brochure!!! (steve_medel@oxy.com)

The only thing Bob could think of was " I wonder how I explain to my wife the bear attack, when I told her I was in Florida on business?" (nstn@statefarm.com)

A Kodiak moment. (randy@randypeterman.com)

That explains why it only cost ten bucks for a round of golf here. (cdmauger@aol.com)

The last hole can be very unbearable! (SunnieSparklez@aol.com)

"You're the doctor, Steve! Put on some rubber gloves and YOU go pull out the ball!" (monacof@bellsouth.net)

Melvin is beginning to wish he had gone ahead with that hip replacement instead of playing golf today. (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

Of all the irons in their bags, none of them had thought to include a shooting iron. (wedrixe@netscape.net)

It takes more balls than I have to play this course! (dennisilvr@aol.com)

"Hey! You guys got any Charmin?" (NonComposMentiss@aol.com)

Golf is full of Liars and Tigers and Bears...oh my. (DaJakAiss@optonline.net)

Bad things Happened when the Golf Channel merged with the National Geographic Channel. (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

The groundskeeper just reported to me that there is a group of golfers who are not wearing the appropriate attire. Go and release the country club's "rule enforcer." (manpretty@gmail.com)

Because he could never get a foursome together, Bart the Bear's incredible golf skills were never discovered. (NonComposMentiss@aol.com)