(updated 26 Mar 04) 


The Co-Winners:

MacGyver: The Early Years (kamasushi@aol.com)

It must be a Huffy! (mashallaha@aol.com)

The Runners Up:

Would it have kilt ya to use a pump, laddie? (zenphoenix@yahoo.com)

Scottish Terrorist: Told to go out and blow up a bicycle. (skibip@aol.com)

What we don't see, is Lance Armstrong speeding away on a Nimbus 2000. (VxAnthrax@aol.com)

Will stop for cash. (William.fishburne@verizon.net)

And now, Sean O'Malley will perform Mozarts' "Eine Kleine Bikemuzik". (cdmauger@aol.com)

I have to hit a FLAT note. (Sugarbaybee69@aol.com)

Patrick's mother told him music would take him places. (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

When he gets done blowing the tire back up, will he patch the tire with SCOTCH tape? (electronicwaffle@yahoo.com)

For the first time in history, a bagpipe is put to good use. (lexkase@san.rr.com; xxlilsnoboardrxx@aol.com)

If I meet a girl that can do that...I'm gonna marry her! (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

My job at the local service station is airing up tires. My poor brother, he's in charge of "water". (privlegedinfo@aol.com)

Gone with the Schwinnd. (MooseSpeak@netscape.net)

The only place little Jimmy could practice his bagpipes without getting beat up was crouched down behind the brick wall in the back of his school. (tmhayes18@cfl.rr.com)

Ahhh, yes, the good old Scottish bong!!! (jdcoops3@aol.com)

Soon after, all of Angus' neighbors chipped in to by him tires that didn't need inflating. (Pootybrew@goosemoose.com)

Who says there is no such thing as a dumb brunette? (Sugarbaybee69@aol.com)

News tonight: Suspected drunk biker taking the Scottish breathalyzer test. (inflatablewagon@aol.com; jaytorch22@aol.com)

How not to "tune" up a bike. (witsend@sevinex.com)

Little did we know, that the leaking tire plays Amazing Grace going down the road. (mychickenlips@aol.com)

Janice quickly discovered that this task was going to be very "tire"-ing (FerociousPooPoo@aol.com)

If Mom had made me play the piano, I'd be walkin'. (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

If you blow up your tire with bagpipes, and no one hears you play, is it still annoying? (eischnei@yahoo.com)