(updated 26 Oct 03) 

Wonder Woman??

The Co-Winners:

Doctors are still unable to explain the rash of vomiting that struck downtown around 3 PM today. (Omegamagezero@aol.com)

When Wagnerian opera goes bad. (seeker@vcoms.net)

The Runners Up:

No lasso of truth needed... you ugly. (corabelle@comic.com; jrgracey1@aol.com)

Well yes, Saddam, it IS a good disguise, but a bit conspicuous, don't you think? (skibip@aol.com)

Trick or treat? Well, we can safely eliminate the treat. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Will wrestle for sex. (lovepeaceguy68@aol.com)

Next on E! True Hollywood Story: Linda Carter replaces Sally Struthers as spokesperson for "Feed the Children". (grumpchong@aol.com)

That's right, I wonder if it IS a woman. (GentleWhisper612@aol.com; rod.renner@juno.com)

Maybe my big hair will distract them from my big ass. (Hunnybee_cf@yahoo.com)

What a drag it is getting old... (marcwwolf@aol.com)

Delta Burke tells reporters, "I can fight my demons without my meds!" (lacee7700@aol.com)

Invisible Plane Hell.. I need an Invisible Panty-Line.. (gregparsons1968@aol.com)

In a desperate casting move, they hired Liz Taylor to play "Wonder Woman." (lexkase@san.rr.com)

Euthanasia by popular vote: LONG overdue. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

Oh look, Harold, old chap...it's the new summer uniform for the Queen's Guard. (danisy72@comcast.net)

She couldn't stop Pizza Hut delivery drivers as well as she could stop bullets. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Lyle Waggoner's recurring nightmare. (murdoctor@aol.com)

John Waters' search for Ricki Lake's replacement in the remake of "Hairspray" leads him to the streets of Buffalo. (luganrn77@yahoo.com)

David Gest suddenly realizes that his efforts to evade the paparazzi by donning his wife's favorite costume are not working. (jenalt2001@yahoo.com)

Welcome to Vice President Dick Cheney's "undisclosed location." (noncomposmentiss@aol.com)

Bubba was shocked when he got off the bus and found out there is not a "Mardi Gras" Day in San Francisco as his schoolmates told him. (dorr@jam.rr.com)

On a special episode of "Where Are They Now?"... (Jasmine640@aol.com)

Joe, I know you still have bandages over your eyes from the operation, but this is a big date as promised, That's why I get big bucks as a Match Maker (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

Gosh lady! Halloween is still a week away! (ktaylor127@hotmail.com)