(updated 27 Apr 03) 

Wedding


The Winner: A newlywed couple was beaten to death this week when a gaggle of children mistook them for life-size piñatas. (spjk2k@aol.com)

The Runners Up:  

Somewhere, down there, some guy with a webcam is about to get rich. (laugh@starpower.net)

nUPtials (comedian2000@hotmail.com)

"That's it honey, pull this rope and drop me to my death. Now that I'm married, I really have nothing to live for anyway." (Truckerex@wmconnect.com)

All new special wedding edition of "Fear Factor," Monday on NBC! (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Upstairs emptied quickly when the guys found out the bride wasn't wearing any panties. (Pootybrew@earthlink.net)

So much for a marriage with "no strings" attached! (tackajoey@aol.com)

As the guests below gaze up the bride's dress, they can't help but wonder if the groom has ever seen he movie, "The Crying Game." (Truckerex@wmconnect.com)

Swinging before the wedding is even over. This marriage won't last. (Pootybrew@earthlink.net)

"This is so embarrassing, I told that guy to put this love swing in our room, not the lobby!" (JustBNAclown@aol.com)

"Somehow that's not what I pictured when you said you were well hung." (e-merlin@sio.midco.net; MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

Wonder what he thought when I told him I was into swinging. (res0dmc2@verizon.net)

Well, at least up here they can't throw that damn rice! (trlymurph@aol.com)

After being voted out of Survivor, Daniel knew he had to do something much more outlandish to extend his 15 minutes. (mrbird@net-port.com)

Was he high when he agreed to marry her? You bet! (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Everybody sing.... "Love lift us up where we belong..." (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

Desperate man accidentally fills blow-up doll with helium on "wedding day". (Hartspill@aol.com)

"Honey, when I said I wanted to be on top on our wedding night, I didn't mean up here!" (FCAPPS@AOL.COM)