(updated 27 Dec 05) 

Santa Visit

The Tri-Winners:

"Which way to the SANTA Anita Derby!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

...and what to my wondering eyes should appear, but Santa on a hayrack drunk on Budweiser beer. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

No WONDER I never got a pony...he was busy WORKING them to death! (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

The Runners Up:

Mare-y Christmas. (NonComposMentiss@aol.com; maxcel200@aol.com)

Sad but true: too many department store Santas are on the wagon! (maxcel200@aol.com)

What's better than an Amish Santa? Well... actually a lot of things. (timamod@aol.com)

Oh no, it's a clippity-clomp by! (Kamasushi@gmail.com)

Instead of a lump of coal, Santa has a new present for bad little boys and girls. (shep@compascable.net)

Some kids couldn't remember Santa's name but his pace seemed familiar! (maxcel200@aol.com)

Dec. 13.....the Amish entry arrives in New York for the Macy's Thanksgiving day parade. (skibip@aol.com)

You think this is bad? Usually Dad puts fake antlers and a red clown's nose on the horses. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

After the lawsuits from the balloon accident, New York City had to scale back their parades a little, due to fiscal constraints. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

"On Secretariat, on Seabiscuit!" (guitartexn@aol.com)

After many years of ridicule, Santa and the Pope decide to move west. (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

Well, boys and girls. Santa should have known better than to give Rudolf an automatic assault rifle for Christmas. Especially when all the other Reindeers where laughing and calling him names. (dennisilvr@aol.com)

"Hey, anybody see eight tiny reindeer around here. You can't miss 'em. They can fly for Christ sake." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

A tired and beleaguered Ed McMahon is once again deceived into believing he is the Grand Marshall of the Anheuser Busch Holiday Parade. (HerzogVon@aol.com)